The Bad Guys: Marmalade's Revenge!?!

13: Blast Off

"I hate you guys so much..." Snake said. The part of the plan that he hated, was, in fact something out of everyone's comfort zone. Shark ate Piranha, Snake and Webs and dressed as a rocket booster, as Wolf and Diane were dressed as mechanics. Rocket engineers, to be more precise. "Hey! Get your tail away from me!" Piranha said. "Not until this spider gets off my head!" Snake replied. Webs was trying to keep everybody quiet so the guards don't get suspicious. "Will you boys just shut up!" Snake and Piranha went quiet. "Alrighty now, let's do this." Webs said. "HEY!" Chief Misty Luggins yelled from the distance. "Crap." Wolf commented. "Aren't you two supposed to be cleaning pipes or repairing circuitry?" She asked. "Umm-" Wolf was nervous, he had never stolen anything this big. "Sorry we came unannounced, but we've got strict orders from the president to put this here rocket booster in the space ship, world's gone crazy eh?" Diane answered in a texan accent. It was working.

"I know I'm no rocket genius, but I'm pretty sure that's a bit too small to be a rocket booster."
"Yes, but this baby is full of surprises!"
"Oh, as you were." The Chief walked out, and bumped into Wolf by accident. "Whoops, sorry sir." She exited. "Wow! How did you pull that off?" Wolf asked, certainly impressed by how convincing Diane sounded. "It's all about confidence Wolf, the more you have, the more you can accomplish! Surprised you didn't know that." Diane explained. Snake sighed. "Yeah sure, this is REALLY beautiful, but could you let us out now?" Diane was able to hear the guys that were inside of Shark again, they must have definitely had a hard time keeping quiet when they were uncomfortable. "Sorry Snake, not yet. We have to get to a secure area." She apologized. "How about the supply closet?" Wolf asked. "Ah yes!"
"Any cameras over there?"
"Nope."
"Alright Shark, you can let 'em out." Shark went inside the supply closet. "You might wanna look away for this!" Shark said. Wolf turned around.

Audible barfing sounds were heard coming from the supply closet.

"That sounded NASTY!" Wolf exclaimed as he turned around. They all walked back in the large closet. "YOU THINK THAT'S NASTY!? YOU WEREN'T THE ONE FORCED INSIDE A SHARK WITH A TARANTULA AND A PIRANHA WITH HIS STUPID BAG OF BURRITOS-" Snake let out his anger. "Calm down! Jeez." Diane commented. "HEY YOU LEAVE MY BURRITOS OUT OF THIS!" Piranha yelled. He realized he was losing it. He took a few deep breaths. "I don't know what kind of food we will have on the ship, and I'm not taking any chances." He explained. "Now that we know why you were having burritos while being inside Mr. Shark, I think we probably calm down, as Diane said. Webs? Ready to cut the power?" Wolf said. "Will do!" Webs replied. She took out her laptop, plugged it into an outlet, and started hacking. She typed really fast, and soon...

Flick!

The power went out.

"The power went out! It's not coming back on!" A NASA worker at the control said. "What the!?" Chief Misty Luggins replied. Diane pulled out a walkie-talkie. "CHIEF!" She said in her regular voice. "Governor? What is it?" The chief asked. "YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THERE! THE ZITTENS HAVE GOTTEN INTO THE POWER! You have to evacuate, everyone!" Diane said. "This wasn't the plan!"
"I KNOW, PLANS CHANGE!"
"Listen, if we don't get this rocket ready for everyone, we won't be able to leave this doomed planet. That means we failed. I have a duty to carry out to the whole world, I can never leave what is right for OUR city! OUR world!"
"...The Bad Guys are robbing the bank."
"EVERYONE OUT! THE BAD GUYS ARE RUNNING AROUND, AND I CAN FINALLY CATCH THEM! GO GO GO!" The Chief and the workers there all left. The launch pad was completely empty. The only ones still there are..

"Really?" Wolf asked. "What? She was stubborn." Diane answered.

They exit the closet.

They noticed the huge rocket they were going to blast off in. "Alright guys, let's go." Wolf said. "Absolutely not." Diane replied. "What?" Everybody except Diane asked. "Do you really think I'm going to let you go on a rocket when you have zero experience? Except for you, Webs." Wolf was most confused out of all of them. "Huh? There's a first for everything? Also why are we specifically only letting Webs on right now?"
"Oh, she's going to fly the rocket."
"She can fly a rocket?"
"You didn't bring me along for good looks, did you?" Webs asked. "But-"
"I told you, there's a lot you don't know about me." She said. "Why can't we go on right away?" Snake asked Diane. "None of you have gone on a rocket before. Therefore, I can't send you on a mission with that you're certainly going to flop in."
"So, what's the plan if we don't get to fly on the ship?"
"Good question, Snake. I'm thinking since you all were able to pull of heists, I can teach you guys how to be astronauts."