A/N: so these are just little shorts about Peter Parker in the compound
#1: Legos
Peter had invited his best friend Ned over to build the Lego death star Tony had bought the young hero.
They had spread all the parts over the living room area and were working diligently. Tony was sipping coffee in the kitchen, using a hologram to work on upgrades for random projects.
Steve happened to notice the pair and was curious what the ring bricks were. Tony watched quietly and tapped his phone to record it silently.
"Hey what're you boys doin over there?"
Ned responded, he had already fangirled over the Star-Spangled man the first time they'd met, so now it was more casual.
"Hi Mr.America Captain sir!! We're building a Lego Death Star."
Steve was a little mystified but answered curiously.
"I don't really know what that is but can I help?"
He sat on the couch across from the pair, but Peter held up his hand.
"Actually no. Mr.Rogers Legos are for 4-99 year olds." He stared down the Captain. "You're too old."
Tony suddenly let out a proud cackle at Steve's defeated face. He'd gotten the whole thing on video.
Every social media blew up the next day with headlines like: CAPTAIN AMERICA, AMERICA's GOLDEN BOY TOO OLD FOR LEGOS?!
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#2: Foreign
Shuri and T'Challa were staying at the compound for the next few days. Shuri and Peter had become fast friends, bonding over a shared love of memes and vines.
One day, they were down in the labs working on some new projects.
The only peculiarity was...
They were only communicating in vines.
Bucky happened to walk in just as Peter crushed another espresso can.
"This bitch empty." Peter mumbled tossing it to Shuri.
Shuri suddenly shouted "YEET" throwing it across the lab, landing it in the trash can perfectly.
They high fives and went back to their work.
Bucky look at a nearby security camera as if he was on the Office, which he just binged at Sam's request.
He sighed, getting the two teenagers' attentions.
"I am a world infamous trained assassin. Fluent in many many languages some of which I don't even know I know."
Barnes paused, as Shuri simply raised an eyebrow.
"And yet I don't even wanna know what foreign bullshit this is. What are you guys speaking?"
Loki passed by:
"Wouldn't you like to know weather boy."
Peter and Shuri made a new friend that day. Which only left Bucky more confused.
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#3: Language
Peter went to the fridge and grabbed himself the jar of pickles. Steve, Tony, Bucky and Sam were all sitting around the kitchen; All on the barstools either eating or on their phones.
Peter tried to open the lid but couldn't, it was stuck.
He used all his spidey strength but it still wouldn't open.
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FanficDO NOT COPY THIS ON ANY OTHER WEBSITES WITHOUT GIVING ME CREDIT. The random scenarios in my head that would totally happen. For context: -Clint doesn't have his wife (atm) -They all live at the tower. Civil War happened but everything is (mostly) g...
