Preference #18 The dirty pick up lines he uses on you

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Barclay: I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

Casey: I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

Charlie: Did you get those buns at McDonald's? Cos' I'm lovin it

Chris: Are you from Ireland, because every time I see you my penis is Dublin (yes it's because he's Irish)

Jake: Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.

James: Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants

Reece: I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt.

Tom: You must be my new boss, becos' you're giving me a raise



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