Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan Oneshots

I'm sorry What?-Stucky

HEYYY I know I've been gone for a while I have just had no motivation to write what so ever and I had terrible writer's block but I saw this idea on Pinterest and I just had to write it out and yeah that's right it's stucky Sue me I'm stucky trash( don't actually I'm a broke college kid) anyway enjoy this crack show of a one shot 

Tony Stark sat in the living room with all of the avengers with him including Bucky Barnes and of course Tony well being Tony wanted to play Never have I ever but with alcohol, it's quite honestly a shock how he hasn't died yet with the amount of alcohol he consumes but who knows honestly. So there sat Steve and Bucky on a loveseat together trying not to give away the secret of their relationship that has been going on between the two of them for well the entire time they have known each other past and present included 

" Okay okay Uh never have I ever kissed the same gender" Everyone drank saying that they had kissed the same gender this peaked Natasha and Tony's interest in seeing that Bucky and Steve had drank

" Never have I ever had sex with the same gender" Bucky and Steve rolled their eyes and both tipped back a shot along with Natasha, Wanda, and Loki( yes he's included Thor wanted him to experience midguardian parties) Steve was a deep red color while Bucky was just smirking thinking of his Stevie and their Sexual escapades, Tony then was even more intrigued 

" Okay okay I need to know who Barnes and Rogers slept with because until now I thought Cap was a blushing virgin and It's kind of hard to imagine him not as one" Steve rolled his eyes of course he wouldn't be Steve without his eye-rolling at Tony's stupid antics 

" Stark trust me I don't think you wanna know" Bucky responded with a wide smirk 

" But I have to know and I also wanna know who the guy was that you slept with" 

" Okay okay, you Wanna know who I slept with?" Bucky asked irritated 

" Yeah yeah I do Metal man" 

" Okay His name was Howard Steve and I knew him back in the day" Tony didn't seem to catch on right away but everyone else did. About a moment later Tony's eyes went wide

" I'm Sorry What?" 

" You heard me Stark" 

" Are you telling me you slept with my dad" 

" Oh  yeah and he knew what he was doing, he was probably the best I ever had right next to Stevie boy here he tops everyone else I have ever been with women included, Sorry Nat" 

" none taking, Wanda trumps you in that department" Bucky smirked at her and nodded in approval. Tony was at a loss for words trying to wrap his head around that his dad slept with a guy, Steve then finally spoke

" Aww  Buck you makin' me blush, oh and Tony if it means anything I also slept with Howard, But I wasn't a virgin at the time, Bucky claimed that title In the summer 34" Tony was as red as a tomato he didn't know what to say 

" So Steve you lost your virginity when you were 15 or something" Tony finally asked 

" Yeah, that sounds about right buck was either 16 or 17, that wasn't anything odd for that time I once knew a dame who lost her virginity at 14 all be it, it was to Bucky but I still knew her" 

" I'm sorry I am still trying  to understand the fact that the two of you slept with my dad"

" well you better start believing it Stark cause it happened, I'm sure there are pictures from the escapade of that night somewhere in his stuff he wanted documentation for some reason but hey it was all the more thrilling with the risk of someone finding them" Bucky spoke up once again

" Oh god I have to find those photos and burn them I will never let them see the light of day ever again," Tony said as he ran out of the room and to his lab leaving the team in hysterics 

" Is there actually pictures," Sam asked between laughs

" Oh yeah for sure Steve and I have copies in his room but don't tell Tony" Same just shook his head as the rest of them carried on drinking and talking the night away