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Mikasa Ackerman

Okay. But can we just please imagine Commander without eyebrows? Hmm....

3 hours ago

Levi Ackerman: It doesn't suits him.

Eren Yeager: I do not approve. Commander will look like an alien without his eyebrows.

Armin Arlert: Lol yep. After all, eyebrows are very important.

Mikasa Ackerman: .... I want to shave it...

Armin Arlert: Shave what?

Eren Yeager: ...... ! ! !

Mikasa Ackerman: Commander's eyebrows.

Eren Yeager: Oh I thought.. Nevermind.

Hange Zoe: Did someone say "Shave Erwin's Eyebrows"?!

Levi Ackerman: Great.

Mikasa Ackerman: I really want to shave it.

Jean Kirstein: Shave what?

Mikasa Ackerman: Commander's eyebrows.

Jean Kirstein: ....oh.. Okay...

Hange Zoe: Well, well, Mika. I have a plan!

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Mikasa Ackerman > Hange Zoe

Got it, Hange-san.

2 hours ago

Hange Zoe: Great! See you at 11 PM, Mika!

2 hours ago

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Erwin Smith - Status -

MY THICK HUGE PRECIOUS EYEBROWS ARE GONE !

1 hour ago

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Jean Kirstein: Condolence.

Levi Ackerman: So the brats really did it, huh.

Erwin Smith: WHO?!

Eren Yeager: Commander, I've found these on the hallways.

Erwin Smith: WHAT IS IT?!

Hange Zoe: Razors. Many razors. Are they yours?

Levi Ackerman: You didn't continue doing it?

Hange Zoe: Mikasa was very tired so she told me to do it this Sunday so..

Eren Yeager: Then who...

Erwin Smith: What are you guys talking about?! Continue? Continue what?!

Hange Zoe: Shush. It's alright. We'll find the culprit who have stolen your precious eyebrows.

Eren Yeager: Wait what? So... we'll just find Commander's Eyebrows and just use glue to put them back???

Hange Zoe: EXACTLY.

Levi Ackerman: That is disgusting.

Erwin Smith: Just... do it please.

Levi Ackerman: So you're just going to stay at your room?

Erwin Smith: I have no choice! I look ugly af!

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Akashi Seijuro

They will never know...

9 minutes ago

Kuroko Tetsuya: So... Razors are now your thing, Akashi-kun? You have betrayed Scissors-chan...

Akashi Seijuro: No, Tetsuya. I just happened to find these razors so I decided to use it. Do not worry, I will not betray my Scissors.

Kuroko Tetsuya: I see. I'm glad that we are not in the SnK Fandom or else we are screwed.

Akashi Seijuro: Indeed. Now, please excuse me. I will be offline for a while. My next target is... Arthur Kirkland.

Kuroko Tetsuya: . . . Good luck and take care . . .

Kagami Taiga: What the hell.

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