Mikasa Ackerman
No!
9 minutes agoEren Jaeger: I said I was sorry!
Mikasa Ackerman: I told you we would meet at 3:00! But what happened?! I've waited for you for like, 5 hours! I hate you!
Eren Jaeger: How many times do I have to say sorry?!
Armin Arlert: Guys, Hanji Zoe , Levi Ackerman , Erwin Smith , Jean Kirschtein , Sasha Braus... Look at this.
Levi Ackerman: Interesting... Where's my popcorn?
Hanji Zoe: Here. Where's the mashed potato?
Sasha Braus: HERE!
Erwin Smith: Lover's quarrel, huh?
Jean Kirschtein: Why did you tag me?!
Mikasa Ackerman: What?! Don't tell me you don't have a valid reason for this!
Eren Jaeger: I...
Mikasa Ackerman: SPILL IT OUT!
Eren Jaeger: OKAY. SO, FIRST, I BOUGHT YOU A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS AND I WAS SO HAPPY BECAUSE YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER IS A FUCKING ROSE, RIGHT? GOOD THING I BOUGHT THE LAST ONE. BUT FUCKING SADLY, IT STARTED TO RAIN AND I DIDN'T BRING AN UMBRELLA. THE FLOWERS WERE NOT THAT FRESH ANYMORE AND THE COLOR RED IS STARTING TO FADE SO I FUCKING THREW IT AWAY. AND THEN, I SAW A FUCKING TEDDY BEAR SHOP SO I DECIDED I SHOULD BUY YOU A FREAKING TEDDY BEAR. ONCE I GOT OUT OF THE STORE, A FREAKING SNATCHER TOOK IT AND I WAS SO ANGRY THAT BEFORE HE COULD RUN, I STARTED TO BEAT HIM UP. THE TEDDY BEAR'S HEAD WAS RIPPED OFF SO I THREW IT AWAY. AND LASTLY, I ENTERED A JEWELRY SHOP AND BOUGHT YOU A NECKLACE. ONCE I GOT OUT OF THE STORE, I STARTED TO RUN REALLY FAST BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WERE WAITING FOR ME. BUT THEN WHEN I CAME THERE, YOU WERE NOT THERE ANYMORE. So I said it! There! Happy?
Mikasa Ackerman: E... ren..
Armin Arlert: Brb. Crying.
Hanji Zoe: Aawwww. ; A ;
Levi Ackerman: ................Tch. (눈_눈)
Erwin Smith: Does anyone need some tissues? I have some.
Sasha Braus: Me...
Eren Jaeger: Look.. I'm sorry, Mikasa, okay? I will make it up to you and I'll give this necklace to you tomorrow..
Mikasa Ackerman: I'm sorry Eren..
Eren Jaeger: Don't be..
Armin Arlert: That was... amazing..
Sasha Braus: Hey, where's Jean?

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