Shingeki no Facebook

Drunk Hange

Petra Ral

     Please remind Commander not to invite Hange-san when there's a party going on. You have know idea what she had done yesterday.
20 minutes ago

     Armin Arlert: I want to hear it, Mama. Please tell me.
18 minutes ago

     Petra Ral: You're still young, baby Armin. Wait what?! I'm not your mother!
17 minutes ago

     Eren Yeager: Go to her profile, Armin. I fucking choked when I read it.
15 minutes ago

     Armin Arlert: Alright then~
14 minutes ago

     Petra Ral: Baby no!
13 minutes ago

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Hange Zoe - Status -

     WEEEEE. I LOVE TEETANS LIEK YEAH. LOL. LMAO TEETANS ARE LUV, TEE TWANS ARE LAIFU. HWAHHAHAHHAH DID U KNW TAHT LWEVI IS SHROT AF BTU HIS DIKC ISNT EVETNUGHOG HE IS FCVING SHTOT WAHAHWHHSHAAH NOOT NOOT
18 hours ago

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    Levi Ackerman: Shitty glasses, stop using facebook while you're drunk. And stop typing while you're drunk. Tch.

    Hange Zoe: IDGAF. HYE, LWEVI GUE S S WHTA

    Levi Ackerman: What is it?

    Hange Zoe: I'M MASTURBTAING FOR SUNY AND BEN

    Levi Ackerman: Go to hell.

Levi Ackerman has been offline.

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Hange Zoe - Status -

    Good morning!!!!
3 hours ago

    Sasha Braus: Morning! ☆
3 hours ago

    Mikasa Ackerman: Hange-san you were so drunk last night.
3 hours ago

    Hange Zoe: Huh? I was? Hn, I don't remember.
3 hours ago

    Mikasa Ackerman: Oh yes. You told Corporal that his dick was short.
3 hours ago

    Levi Ackerman: You also told me that you were masturbating to... Suny and Ben? Who the fuck..
3 hours ago

    Hange Zoe: 1st, Mika, I don't remember. 2nd, Levi, oh, you mean Sonny and Bean? How did you know?!
3 hours ago

    Jean Kirstein: .....
3 hours ago

    Connie Springer: ...wat

    Levi Ackerman: WTF I'M SO DONE WITH YOU
3 hours ago

    Sasha Braus: So early in the morning *sighs*
3 hours ago

    Hange Zoe: WHAT? IT'S TRUE. I CAN EVEN TEACH YOU HOW TO MASTURBATE IF YOU WANT. HAHHAHHHAH
3 hours ago

    Connie Springer: ya'll need jesus, i swear. fRECKLED  JESUS WHERE ARE YOU
3 hours ago

    Freckled Jesus: I'm here, child.
3 hours ago

    Armin Arlert: i'm crying
3 minutes ago

   Petra Ral: Told you.
2 minutes ago

    Hange Zoe: Wahahahaha!
2 minutes ago

    Eren Yeager: RATED SPG
2 minutes ago

    Jean Kirstein: You could have told us that from the beginning, Yeager. *sighs*
Just now

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