So this is actually a Text Message.. This isn't mine..
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Sasha Braus
Eren, can you help me with getting a Christmas tree?
8 minutes ago
Eren Jaeger: Sure! Let me go get Armin, he'll help.
Sasha Braus: I don't need Armin. I just need you.
Eren Jaeger: Look if you want someone to carry a tree by themselves, you should ask Mikasa.
Sasha Braus: You can carry a tree in your titan form, right?
Eren Jaeger: Why do you need me to be in my Titan form to carry a Christmas tree?!
Sasha Braus: I want a big tree!
Eren Jaeger: How big!?
Sasha Braus: Remember those HUGE trees we used to try and capture the Female Titan?
Eren Jaeger: THAT'S NOT EXACTLY GOING TO FIT THROUGH THE DOOR, SASHA.
Sasha Braus: We can put it outside!
Eren Jaeger: Well... how would we decorate it? Hmm?
Sasha Braus: We'd use our 3D maneuver gear.
Eren Jaeger: ...Oh hey, that's pretty smart. But wait, what would we use as decorations?
Sasha Braus: Heichou's got enough mops and brooms that we can hang as ornaments!
Eren Jaeger: ....And the star?
Sasha Braus: He bleaches that ugly little cravat so often it'll shine brighter than the north star.
Eren Jaeger: ...Alright, I'm sold. Fuck it, let's do this!
Sasha Braus: Yay!
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