Sasha Braus
Gaah. What a dorky couple! You guys should have seen your faces when I saw you two kissing!
2 hours agoEren Jaeger: See, Heichou? I told you someone saw us. But you didn't believe me.
Levi Ackerman: Stfu. I know you liked it and I don't care if she saw us. Besides, Braus is the only one who saw us, isn't that right, Braus?
Sasha Braus: Uh.... no.
Eren Jaeger: What.
Sasha Braus: Tahaaaa~ Uh oh... I'm not the only one who saw you too kissing.
Levi Ackerman: Tch...
Sasha Braus: She even took a picture.... no wait... They..
Eren Jaeger: H-How many.... are you guys..?
Levi Ackerman: ......
Sasha Braus: Let's see.... 1, 2, 9, twenny wun, 50, 99, 290..
Levi Ackerman: What the hell?
Sasha Braus: Huehuehue.. I received a lot of likes on Instagram because of that photo I took earlier when the both of you were kissing! I'm dying! Omg. P.S: Hanji took a photo of you two as well.
Levi Ackerman: I want to die..
Eren Jaeger: Let's die together!
Annie Leonhardt: Ehem. Excuse me. I'm sorry to disturb your conversation but can I just please say tHAT SOMEONE IS FUCKING DISTURBING MY SLEEP! WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THAT LOUD "THUD THUD BANG BANG BANG"?! uGH
Hanji Zoe: Hmm... Who could that be?
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Hello guys.
This is Armin. Please do give us a minute... or an hour... or a month to calm Mikasa.. Annie, sorry if she is disturbing you with your sleep. Sleep well.
Wait.. MIKASA, DON'T THROW THE COMPUTER
WAIT DON'T THROW IT OUTSIDE
NOOOOO MY COMPUTER (I'm using my cellphone tho. phew.)

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