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Eren Yeager

   So Kaneki, what's your story m8?

9 hours ago

    Kaneki Ken: I just wanted to go on a date. But then Rize-san turned me into a ghoul. How about you?

     Eren Yeager: A titan ate my mother.

     Kaneki Ken: That's... horrible.
 
     Eren Yeager: Right? Fucking titans! I'll kill all of them!

     Kaneki Ken: Hide...

     Ayato Kirishima: *whispers* Let's go home.

     Yuuichiro Hyakuya: Well, my story is that... My family was killed by the vampire. Grr... Revenge.

      Eren Yeager: I know how you feel, m8.

     Izumi Shinichi: Ooh, so.. How about we make a squad?

     Kaneki Ken: Squad?

     Izumi Shinichi: Yeah. A Squad. Based on your stories and my story, I suggest we should make one. How about we call it as "Didn't do wrong Squad"?

      Eren Yeager: .... Everybody in the SnK Fandom, raise your hand. Right, I'm in.

      Haruka Nanase: I'm in.

      Makoto Tachibana: H-Haru?! W-Why are you joining their team?

      Haruka Nanase: Because of Boku no Pico?

      Kaneki Ken: cH OKES

      Makoto Tachibana: W-Why Boku no Pico?

     Haruka Nanase: I thought the story was all about "Water" because of the cover. So I watched it.

     Izumi Shinichi: You're in buddy. We know how you feel.

      Yuuichiro Hyakuya: Now then. For the characters who haven't done anything wrong, please message us so we can include you into our team. Thanks.

- Meanwhile -

Levi Ackerman

    I officially made a squad.

7 hours ago

      Mikaela Hyakuya: And what's the name of the squad, Levi-san?

      Hideyoshi Nagachika: I'm supposed to be dead but I'm here. I miss Kaneki.

      Levi Ackerman: I call it "The Protective Boyfriend Squad".

      Mikaela Hyakuya: Nice!

      Hideyoshi Nagachika: Why "Protective Boyfriend Squad"?

      Levi Ackerman: *clears throat* Because... Hideyoshi, your boyfriend is Kaneki. Mikaela, your boyfriend is that Yuuichiro guy, right? As for me.. well. My boyfriend is that Yeager kid. I noticed you're protective towards your boyfriends so I decided to make a squad. Hah. 

      Mikasa Ackerman: i'm gonna kill you

      Mikaela Hyakuya: I'm in.

      Hideyoshi Nagachika: I'm in too!

      Levi Ackerman: Good. As for you, Mikasa. I suggest you find another team. You don't belong here in our Yaoi community.

     Mikasa Ackerman: Fine, grandfather.

     Levi Ackerman: G-Grandfather..?!

     Mikaela Hyakuya: What was that about

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I made a squad too. Touka Kirishima, Morgiana, Shinoa Hīragi, and Murano are on my team. Our squad name is "We-will-be-canon-with-our-boyfriends-soon Squad". Except for Murano-san since she's already in a relationship with Shinichi-san but she still joined.

Now we have the "Didn't do wrong Squad", "Protective Boyfriend Squad", and the "We-will-be-canon-with-our-boyfriends-soon Squad". 

// idek xD