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Eren Jaeger

     Hello everyone. This is Eren's mom; Carla. Eren is currently in the bathroom.  
2 hours ago

      Mikasa Ackerman: Hello, mom. You should make a Facebook Account though. It's really cool.

      Eren Jaeger: I think I will, but you know, I am pretty busy. Haha.

      Mikasa Ackerman: I understand. Take your time. 

     Eren Jaeger: So I heard that you're the guy that kicked my son, eh, Levi?

     Levi Ackerman: Oh shit...

     Eren Jaeger: How old are you? 

     Levi Ackerman: 35 years old.

     Eren Jaeger: Too bad. 

     Levi Ackerman: Eh?

     Eren Jaeger: You could say that I am one of these so called "Fangirls" of this ship called "EreRi". That is you and Eren, correct?

     Levi Ackerman: Yes.

     Eren Jaeger: Please take care of my son, Levi. If you try to hurt him, I will bring you to hell. 

     Mikasa Ackerman: MOM!

     Eren Jaeger: I can't pick though. I ship my son with Mikasa too. 

     Mikasa Ackerman: *Blushes*

     Levi Ackerman: .......

     Eren Jaeger: Wait, what?! What the hell is going on here!?

     Mikasa Ackerman: Eren? Is that you?

     Eren Jaeger: Uh, yeah. Why? 

     Levi Ackerman: Your mom just talked to us.

     Eren Jaeger: Mom? Mom is already dead....

     Mikasa Ackerman: B-But.. she just... She said that you went to the bathroom and.. she talked to us..... I swear. Or was it just you?! I think you're just playing with us, Eren!

     Eren Jaeger: No I'm not! Yes, I did went to the bathroom but I am the only person here, Mikasa! I won't joke like that! 

     Levi Ackerman: Ghost.

     Hanji Zoe: Happy Halloween!

    Levi Ackerman: It's not Halloween, dip shit! Shut the fuck up. 

    Eren Jaeger: Guys, I heard someone knocking at my door. I'm scared...

    Mikasa Ackerman: I'm coming, Eren.

    Armin Arlert: Idiot. It's me, Armin. Let me in.

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Admin: Won't be updating this until Friday because of school. Guys, I'm running out of ideas so please PM me if you guys have and I will try my best to make it.