I was suppost to do the sequel of yandere naily however I decided to cut that out till later so this is what u get hahahahahah
The povs and paragraphs are gone:)
You've been hosting this show called inanimate insanity for quite a while and thought to yourself if you wanted a co-host so you decided to ask Adam
*ring *
*ring*
*beep*
"Hello?" Adam said confused
"Ay Adam I gotta ask you something?" You asked curious to his answer
"Ok what is it?" Adam sounding less bothered
"Well the show is going onto it's second season and I kinda wanted to ask if I could...have a co-host? " you questioned
"Your already enough to deal with why do you need a second hand sidekick?" Adam sounded annoyed
"Well obviously in case anything happened" you needed to convince him maybe it's because of the taco incident
"Fine but it better bring more viewers" he finally agreed
"Oh thank you-" you were cut off by Adam putting down the phone
It's been a months and zero candidates have signed up for the position of co-host as you was just about to give up someone popped out the bushes and landed face front right towards you
"Oh uh hi-" then the object inturepted you
(Idk how I'm gonna do the mister phone thing..)
"O/N! IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING AS MY DEVOTION TO YOU" he said as coughing up the gift from his mouth into your hand
Well it was clear you didnt want to touch it so you placed it down on the bench beside you
"I'M TOILET AND UHH I WANT TO AUDITION FOR CO-HOST" toilet yelled after spitting poo water onto you
You tried seeing if there was anyone else who would want to audition but it was just him
"So...uh toilet what makes you think your a good candidate for this role?" You asked
"Well I can cough up stuff and uhh I can show you something cool " toilet said and jumped where his poo water came out looking like a heart
Then it went on you making you soaking wet
"Uh right.. did you see anyone else with you?" You asked hoping he said yes
"NAH " toilet just screamed in your ear
"Well I'll call you later to tell you if your in or not.." you just wanted him out of your face
"OKAY BYEE" he Exitedly yelled
You didn't really want to hire him specifically because you would think he will fail everything
But then Adam called
*ring *
*ring *
You answered
"Oh hi Adam..?" You wondered
"Toilet said that he's your new
co-host" he said more confidently
"How did he have the time to call Adam already??" You thought
"Um Hello " Adam saw you ignoring him
"OH yeh um that toilet urm well.." you tried stalling
