-next morning-
Fuck sun and fuck life and fuck mornings. It was 7 and a half when I woke up because I had to do my hair. How am I supposed to pull bitches if I am not hot? i dressed in my slytherin unifrom and went to the Great Hall.
As I reached the Great Hall, I looked around to see an empty seat where I could fit,The closest one was next to some random boy.
I asked the boy next to me about the emo looking teacher, he didnt got who I was talking about so I had to point at the professor's table, right when that specific professor looked back at us, I didnt knew what to do, so I just smiled and looked at my plate.
"oh snape? He s The Slytherin house head and a potion teacher, or how we call him, the dungeon bat, he's really mean, but fortunately, we are slytherins,so that makes the situation a little better"
The boy told me everything he knew about Snape.. And he seems like a total jackass, but he looks hot.
Lucky me the first class was potions, and I am actually pretty good at it, I am good at everything you can think of. Yes even at The thing you re thinking right now.
I finished eating and went to the corridors, I found a map of the school on a random wall so i checked where The potions classroom and to my surprise I got there in time. I went to one of the empty sits and got myself comfortable.
Professor snape gave me a long stare as I gave him a long stare, after that my emerald eyes met his onyx ones, I thought this was a stare contest so I just looked into his eyes without blinking but when the class filled up he looked away, So I won.
I didnt paid attention to his boring class, I already knew every single shit he told us from when I was 10 years old.
As I was fidgeting with my skull ring I heared People behind me talking.
"Did you knew that theres a new girl in hogwarts? I heared she s a heartless Bitch" it was a girl voice, damn it where s The Girls support girls in this school?
I turned around slightly so I can take a note about how she looks,for.. future ocassions. She had dark brown long hair and green eyes, she was indeed a pretty girl, too bad she's a bitch.
I got extremely bored so I started paying attention to snape, he was talking about polyjuice, it can change your appearence blah blah.
"Sir I am bored can we talk about something else?" I asked knowing this will piss him off, This would piss every teacher off, wouldnt it?
He came towards me and said with his velvety deep voice.
"Miss y/n, intrerupping teachers, are we?" dang his voice was really hot.
"I wouldnt intreruppted if the lesson wasnt boring sir" i said rolling my eyes at him.
"Then you wouldnt mind teaching instead of me?" I actually wouldnt mind at all.
I got up my seat and got in the front of the class. Everyone had Their eyes at me and I loved that.
"okay kiddos so watch this, You can transform into anyone if you have something that contains the DNA of that person, for exemple, You the pretty guy"
I pointed to some guy from The back and did a hand motion calling him up here."Aand you, ugly one" I pointed to another boy, this one was a little chubby, but that was surely not the reason behind why I called him ugly, his hair was very short and messy, and his eyebrows were connecting in the middle,also he was not paying attention to me.
"sorry, not sorry about calling you ugly ". I looked at snape to see him with his eyebrow arched at me looking quite intrested in what I am doing.
"didnt you wished to look like this handsome man in front of you?" i said looking at The not so handsome one.
"Well I know the answer and you actually can, You just need polyjuice.. Professor snape must have some polyjuice somewhere right?" I was looking around for one and found it. "Boom there it is"
I went back to the boys and ripped the hair of the good looking boy. "sorry about The hair..well i am not really sorry" I said smiling at The guy.
I put his hair in the potion bottle and told the other guy to drink just a small sip. "dont drink more than some drops, I dont think mr. Handsome needs a twin"
The fat guy drinked some drops and he became mr. Handsome.
" Well kiddos this is how you use The polypotion." I said while getting my wand out of my sleeve "accio potion book" the book that was at my desk came flying to me and I looked through The pages.
"You can find the recipe at page 129, but do. Not. Use. It if you dont really need it, did yall got it?" everyone looked at me like I just Threatened Their lifes.
"well thats it for today" I went next to professor snape smiling."So how did I do?" I asked him still with my angelic smile. He didnt looked like he liked me, I wonder why, I did nothing to him.
"detention at 7pm" god damn it he s the one that asked me to teach. What a bastard
At lunch and dinner he gave me dirty looks and as a response I just winked at him everytime he stared.
It was 6:45pm as I headed to his class.
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Sorry not sorry || snape x reader
AdventureWordCount :23,841 words Y/n a 15 years old girl, a total trouble maker but am absolute genius. She got expelled from her previous school because of her actions. She finds herself the perfect person to annoy, her potion teacher. But soon she slowly...