Sorry not sorry || snape x reader

Chapter 9

-Y/ns pov-

After snape fell asleep I didint knew what to do so I wanted to sleep, but my bedroom is upstairs and if this mf wakes up I wanna be here to see his confused face. So I just slept on the armchair thats in the corner of the room.

-In the morning-

I woke up at 7am because Y/f/n poured water on my head as a prank. She woke up because snape was snoring.

Maybe I should wake snape up before someone from The school realises that he s missing? I know he has a pretty good friend ship with The Headmaster soo..

"Professor, wake up" I said while gently shaking his shoulder.

"hm? What on earth are you doing here?" this man thinks he s at his house.

"Well actually you re in my House sir" I said as I went to the kitchen to get myself some coffee.

"What? And whys.. That?"

"Well you kind of got really drunk yesterday and you couldn't even walk on your own and the school was too far away and It couldve been really cringe for you to walk onto there like this so.."

"Well.. thank you miss y/n" he struggled to say thank you, but he made an effort to say it, thats nice from him.

"No problem professor, uhhh..coffee?"

He nodded yes as I handled him a mug filled with coffee.

"Well I think you re supposed to leave now before someone realises you re missing"

"Yeah, thank you for taking care of me l/n"

"As I said professor you re welcome, Be careful when you leave my House tho, You know a professor leaving a 15 years old house can look pretty Inappropriate."
(Pedofilu, am gasit pedofilu!!/j)

As he left I went upstairs and got Back to sleep, even tho I just chugged a cup of coffee nothing can stop me from sleeping.

-Snape's pov-

I woke up because someone was shaking me. It was y/n, what on merlins beard was she doing in my quarter?? As I looked around I realised I wasnt in my dorm.

Y/n told me that I got drunk in a bar and she helped me, God this is really embarrasing for me.

Before I left I thanked her,felt weird to Say "thank you" to someone like y/n, Until now she was a pain in the ass and always got on my nerves. She even gave me coffee.

As I headed to hogwarts I felt like my head was exploding, and I also felt really nauseous. Probably because of all the wine from yesterday, I slowly started remebering everything, from taking 1000 points from ravenclaw to Y/n catching me before I fall.

-Y/ns pov-

When I woke up the second time today it was 4pm and y/f/n wasnt home.

I went downstairs and I saw snape's coat on the couch, he must've forgot it here. My brilliant mind had an idea...

To dye his winter jacket pink, Right now it was black and I dont find it possible to get it from black to Pink.. So i had to bleach it first.

After I bleached it, the color of the jacket became a faded yellowish color.

I got a big pot and boiled some water. After it started boiling I added the Pink dye to it, that I had because y/f/n likes dying things.

I mixed the Pink water and added the jacket Inside the pot. I kept mixing for about 10 minutes and took the pot to the sink where I poured the water Inside.

I took the jacket and washed it, after that I blow dryed it and it was perfect. A hot pink jacket for The dark emo teacher.

When it was completly dryed I got out of the house and headed to the school.

I wasnt quite sure if I am allowed to enter, but if The gates we re open, that means I am welcome, right?

As I entered I remebered that in like 4 days I gotta go back to this bullshit.

I got to the big oak door that I havent seen in the last 10 days. I knocked on the door but no one answerd, thats weird where could this git be?

I knockd again and I heared a very weak "busy" came out of the room, he seemed.. In pain and like he just woke up, and also sounded like he was high but I highly doubt that.

Even tho he said that he s busy I enter anyways because fuck the rules.

As I entered snape was at his desk nearly managing to keep his head up, also Blood was coming out of his nose.

"Uh- professor are you alright? I mean I can see that you arent but, whats wrong?"

"J-just leave" he s a git even when he s half dead? Oh god I am concerned about my taste in men.

"Yeah I dont think so profesor" I said while taking a cloth from my pocket, I am always prepared for anything.

"Professor do you-" and there it goes. He passed out.