The gc no one wanted
Peter
Witch lady, Darling your my best friend...Lightning McQueen
I thought I was!!Birdbrain
DARLING?!Boss lady
Welp, back into dad modePoptart
MAN OF ARROWS PROTECTING DAUGHTERPeter
But there's a few things that you don't know of...Witch lady
WhAt DiD yOu Do PeTeR???Capsicle
Why are the letters so weird?Bucket
It's nothing steve... ask Mr. hackerMr. Hacker
WOWWWW always me huh?Peter
Why I borrow your lipstick so often...Lightning McQueen
You wear lipstick sis?Hawkeye
YOU GUYS HAVE MET?????Witch lady
NOlightning McQueen
I WANNA SEE PETER!
PETER HOGGER!Witch lady
I HAVENT MET PETERPeter
I'm using your shirt as a pillow caseWitch lady
How'd you get my shirt??Birdbrain
As much as I like you Peter if you mess with Wanda you mess with meSRS
And meLightning McQueen
And me!Peter
I WANNA RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIPLightning McQueen
OHH!!! IK WHATS HAPPENINGBirdbrain
WHATS HAPPENING??Lightning McQueen
Snitches get stitches dude...Capsicle
But it's the right thing to do!Lightning McQueen
-_-Peter
I WANNA BE LOVERS INSTEADWitch lady
WHAT?!
OHHH IK WHAT YKUR DOINGBirdbrain
PETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Boss lady
Wow someone's mad...
RUN WHEN YOU CAN PETERSRS
ILL START THE CAR BIRDBRAINPeter
I don't know how to say this
Cause your really my dearest friend...Lightning McQueen
AYYYYYYYYBirdbrain
PIETRO!!
I thought you were just against him!!Boss lady
PIETRO DONT SNITCH!!Witch lady
SNITCHES GET STITCHESbucket
I'll murder u PietroSRS
What's happening??Mr. Hacker
Peter are you hitting in Witch lady?
I would like you to know SHE 18 AND YOUR 14Peter
Witch lady darling your my best friend...Birdbrain
Ya, ya, ya you already said that NOW GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE YOUNG MAN!Magic dude
Your so oblivious Clint ( ◓ ͟ʖ ◓ )
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FanfictionPeter had a rough childhood loosing all his family, now Peter is in an orphanage that isn't so great... Ned and Mj are all Peter has and is giving up hope on life and purpose. But what if Peter Got a new phone and forgot to put Ned's number in befor...