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3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again. He told them "we have reached". The 1st guy gave him money and the 2nd guy said thankyou. The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap. The driver was shocked, thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But he asked "what's that for?" The third guy replied "CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, you nearly killed us!"

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