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Boyfriend: HAPPY B DAY BABY!

Girlfriend: aww thankyou sweetheart, what you get me? Huh huh huh ☺☺☺

Boyfriend: it was a suprise, but you remember that pink mercedes you wanted so bad?

Girlfriend: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! YES YES YES YES YES! I'M SREAMING RIGHT NOW OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boyfriend: well...I got you a toothbrush the same colour!

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