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Police: where do you live?

Me: with my parents

Police: where do your parents live?

Me: with me

Police: where do you all live?

Me: together

Police: where is your house?

Me: next to my neighbour's house

Police: where is your neighbours house?

Me: you won't believe me if i tell you

Police: tell me!

Me: next to my house

Police: that's it kid!

Me: hey, you asked

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