A family were sitting at the dinner table when the son asks his dad "how many different kinds of boobs are there?" The dad replies "well, son, in her 20s there are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s they are like pears, hanging but still good and in her 50s they are like onions because they make you want to cry" the wife and daughter are enraged and start there own conversation "mum, how many different kinds of penises are there?" "Well, honey, in his 20s it is like an oak tree, hard and mighty. In his 30s and 40s it is like a birch, not perfect but still reliable and in his 50s it is like a Christmas tree because it is dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration"
