Comebacks, dirty jokes, riddles, quotes and pick up lines

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(Our teacher actually said this to one of the kids in my class today)

Student: can you tell us a joke?

Teacher: maybe at the end of the lesson

Student: aww please

Teacher: fine, you wanna hear a joke?

Student: yeah

Teacher: look in the mirror

Haha it may not sound so funny now but it was hilarious in class when it actually happened ☺