Daughter: uh....dad....I got suspended..
Father: WTF!!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Daughter: well my ex boyfriend was being a dick, so I told him off, and he said "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" so i grabbed a dictionary and threw it at his face saying "HOWS THAT FOR WORDS HURTING YOU BITCH"
Father: you are totally my daughter! I'll be right there!
