The promised neverland oneshots + more

Death note incorrect quotes

Near : What do you want then?
Misa : Er... something work related.
Near : What department is this?
Misa : Sorry?
Near : Well, if it's work related you'd obviously know what department this is. What department is this?
Near : *looks at Ryuzaki and Light * Some sort of homosexual department?

light: N... No!
ryuzaki: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???

mello, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
misa: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
mello: I absolutely fucking do not.

light, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.
near: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...
misa, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?
light, spraying near: You FUCKING DUMBASS!
near: Dude, I forgot-
light: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?
mello: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

mello: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
light: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "misa, deer!"
mello: ...And what did misa do?
light: ...They said "Yes, Honey?

misa: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
ryuzaki, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.

misa: Define "dream".
near: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.
ryuzaki: That's too dark!

misa: We either die free, or die trying!
light: Are those the only choices?

near: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!
light: Alright.
mello: Hey, I-
near: SHUT UP!
mello: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!
light: It was bound to be stupid.

near: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.
misa, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!

ryuzaki: While I'm gone, you're in charge mello.
mello: Yes!
ryuzaki, whispering to near: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to feel bad.
near: Obviously.

near: What do we think of ryuzaki?
*pause*
mello: *sighs* Nice pal.
light: I think they're gay.