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Yomiyuri - Crossdressing

Nikei sighed as he turned on the news, watching a television reporter interview the heir to the Kagarin Conglomerate, Yuri Kagarin. She was asking Yuri all these questions, but most of them seemed to go into detail about different details about the same thing, not answering the questions people were asking on social media and wasting time.

"Goddammit, useless fucking model telecasters," Nikei grumbled, taking a sip of his energy drink. "Looking pretty and not asking the questions that need answering, just for the sake of getting more views."

"Hey, is that Yuri Kagarin?" A new voice spoke and surprised the journalist. When he turned to look in that direction, he relaxed when he saw that it was just Iroha coming into the living room with some candy. "I heard that he never lets male reporters interview him at all."

"Yikes, talk about a misandrist prick. I saw him snap at a guy on live TV for being in an interview, but I didn't think that it would be for that reason," the journalist sighed, leaning back in his seat. "Still, I want to interview him at least once..."

"Then why don't you dress as a girl?" Iroha innocently suggested. "You remember how many people have mistaken you as a girl when they first saw you? You could totally do it!"

Nikei was stunned at the suggestion as he stared at Iroha. "...No. You don't mean that. Are you really telling me to crossdress in front of the heir of the most influential company in space tech right now?!"

"W-Well, do you have any other ideas to get your interview?" the painter squeaked.

"Yeah, I can come up with a better one!" Nikei exclaimed. "Just you wait!"

An hour later, Nikei hadn't come up with a better idea and was forced to use Iroha's stupid suggestion. He had found out that Yuri's family was going back to Russia for a business trip soon, and he needed to get his interview quickly. After practicing making a feminine voice for hours and dressing in layers while using hair extensions, Nikei went out to get his interview.

He found where the Kagarins currently resided pretty easily, and he drove himself there and went to the front door. He rang the doorbell, and a maid opened it. "Hello? What business do you have here?" she questioned.

"Um, I'm a journalist for a local newspaper, I was hoping that I would be able to get an interview from Mr. Yuri Kagarin, if he's available," Nikei lied as he put on his best voice impression of a girl. The maid seemed to only care about the message, and Nikei prayed that Emma's acting lessons had managed to fool her.

Nikei was told to wait before the door closed, and he guessed that the message was being sent to Yuri. A few minutes later, the door was opened by none other than Yuri himself. "I believe you wanted to see me? Please come inside, it wouldn't be good for you to catch a cold waiting outside, my dear," he welcomed, allowing Nikei to enter the building.

Nikei was shocked that he had managed to fool the heir so far, and he had ended up sitting on a loveseat across from Yuri while being served tea by the maids. "Thank you for your hospitality, Mr. Kagarin," Nikei thanked, figuring that he should start the interview on the right foot by being polite.

"Ah, it's no trouble for a lovely lady like yourself," Yuri answered with a smile, remaining composed and friendly. "The maids said that you were from a local newspaper and wanted to interview me, is that right?"

"Yes, that's right. I was troubled by the newscasters in recent interviews not acknowledging the questions the general public was asking, so I came to find out myself," Nikei answered with a smile. "Is it alright if we begin? I'd hate to keep you here any longer than necessary."

Nikei began asking questions about the Kagarin Conglomerate's newest project, how it will impact the general public, if they have any technology in the works that will make it out into being a mainstream item, and discussing the rumours that the Kagarin Conglomerate was going to collaborate on a project with NASA.

When the interview was finally over, Yuri got Nikei another cup of tea to help keep him warm before he went back outside, making small talk all the while. When it was time for Nikei to go, Yuri personally escorted him to the door and bid him farewell before closing the door.

Nikei got in his car and rushed back to the house he shared, bursting through the door while shouting, "How the actual fuck did that work?!"

Iroha was on the couch and was startled by the sudden noise. "Eeeeeeh?! It actually fooled him?!" she exclaimed.

However, now that he noticed her, he spotted something that pissed him off. "Did you go into my instant noodle stash?" Nikei grumbled. "Fuck you."