WILL SCHUESTER goes to HOGWARTS !!!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱

borscht

"Lunch time, Kiddies!!!" exclaimed the demon lunch lady, extending one of her octopus apendages towards Shoun, who was a weedy Pufflehuff with nineteen feet of fingernails. She slolopped a pile of borscht (beetroot soup for any uneducated readers out there) into everyones' bowls. They then sat down at a table but da boss Will Schuester spilled his beetroot coloured borscht down Hermione's miniskirt so she kicked him out of the handdilly open window and into the fire birthing appendage on a killer lobsterpus. "RONALD," said Tiny Harry from on his shoulder, "How do you think Dumbelleedoor got through the tower window?" RONALD shrugged. "I know not how he could have got through however I know my love for thee is still strong." Dumbelleedoor whirled through a blizzard in a pumpkin that sat on the table. He popped out and exccitedly exclaimed "I climbed the tower walls you fluff brained, wooden headed nincompoops. What? Did you think I had flyed up there. Don't be dense." He then poofed in a cloud of smoke and left everyone to eat their borscht in blissful peace and silence. RONALD nodded and Harry whispered, "That makes a lot more sense than him hitching a lift on an alicorn. I so called it." Then he yelled "I told you so, losers. I was right and you were wrong! Get SHREKED!!!" to everyone in the room and Will Schuester who was just outside the room, wrestling a lobsterpus in the charred remains of the greenhouse.

A/N thank you for your continued support however we will be unable to update for a little while. hopefully not too long. thank you for your consideration and co-operation. please shop at your local co-op for more information. yours sinerely dabosswillschuester xxx  and UwU cat girl boss Hermione <3