After a brief conversation, the man at the other end of the phone agreed to help da boss Will Schuester, on the condition that immediately upon arrival he played the organisation's theme tune at full volume, to which Will agreed out of desperation (though he wasn't too sure what the theme song was as he still wasn't clear on who he was calling, just that he'd seen it in a film and it felt right). Putting down the receiver, he turned to the parasite. "I suppose we should get to know each other, if we're going to be waiting a while for you to be exterminated. My name is da boss Will Schuester and I have blonde floppy hair." The parasite frowned. "I'm not getting exterminated by anyone, and I know, I can see your hair. My name is Gulping Guzzler, and I'm a gnome." Suddenly, there was a loud banging at the door. As Will cowered in fear, Gulping Guzzler made his way over and serenely pulled it open to reveal four men in boiler suits, holding a large battering ram, looking around frantically for any signs of paranormal activity. "Oh, Will, it's only the Ghostbusters, don't worry lad" he called. "Why, you got here so fast it's almost like you teleported!". All four Ghostbusters gave a comically large wink at this, and it was not elaborated on further.
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WILL SCHUESTER goes to HOGWARTS !!!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱
General FictionA story by @dabosswillschuester and @UwUcatgirlHermione ! This beautiful and heartwrenching tale tells of the forbidden love between our two heroes, UwU cat girl Hermione and da boss Will Schuester. As you read, prepare to be enthralled by their lov...
