"Welcome, everyone, to your first ever potions lesson here at Hoggywarts. I know this is a brand new experience for you all, so I will impart onto you some valuable wisdom to start your potions journey: Men LOVE Minimalism!" Mr Snop shouted to the silent class, making wild gestures which had little relevance to anything he was saying. Harry gazed rather confusedly at him. "Erm, what the sigma, Mr Snip—"
"THAT'S NOT MY NAME. THAT'S MY FIRST NAME. Anyway, as I was saying, today's potion will be effervescent and quite captivating for you all. Our first ingredient will be a fresh sprig from the rare glow-in-the-dark sage, so handle with care." He then picked up a sprig in quite a violent manner, to which the sprig reacted by bursting into Crayola crayon brick red coloured flames, torching him and inspiring the class to leave with haste. "That was SUCH a weird sprig!" rapped da boss Will Schuester after the event, and then everyone looked at him weirdly so he ran away.
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WILL SCHUESTER goes to HOGWARTS !!!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱
General FictionA story by @dabosswillschuester and @UwUcatgirlHermione ! This beautiful and heartwrenching tale tells of the forbidden love between our two heroes, UwU cat girl Hermione and da boss Will Schuester. As you read, prepare to be enthralled by their lov...
