'𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝗍𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗐𝗈𝗅𝖿?
𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖼𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗎𝗋𝗒 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗅𝗂𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 in?'
- in which a taylor swift
obsessed fangirl accidentally
texts teen wolf star.
[𝖽𝗒𝗅𝖺𝗇 𝗈 𝖻𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇 𝗑 𝗈𝖼]
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nora (taylors version) is ur mom a chicken cause u r eggcellent
dyldo r u software update bec not rn
nora (taylors version) wow did u pinterest this to insult me
dyldo no i tend to have a good brain
nora (taylors version) u think this pickup line will get me date?
dyldo disclaimer nora: this wont get u anything go have a one night stand become a prostitute run a brothel okay nvm that was exaggeration but don't use that pickup line
nora (taylors version) oh god nobody's gonna suck my skinny boobies im gonna die and everybody's at the autopsy gonna know that i was a virgin
dyldo i am pretty sure u will find a decent lad who's ready to suck ur skinny boobies
nora (taylors version) i jst don't want anyone i want patch
dyldo well life aint a wish granting factory, but who's patch? is he named after a frog?
nora (taylors version) tf noo patch is the most darkiest, sexiest beast who looks drop dead gorg with the stethoscope 🤤 and he's nothing near to a frog
dyldo um sure he does i'll be right back hold on
nora (taylors version) okay holding on HOLDING ON FOR TOO LONG I AM SLIPPING UGHHH FALLING DEEP HELP SAVE ME DILDO AAAH BAM nora is dead 💀 funeral is gona be tom
dyldo WILL YOU STFU I AM EATING FISHDICKS
nora (taylors version) the fuck u r eating
dyldo fishdicks FML FISHICKW MF autocorrect I MEAN FISH STICKS
nora (taylors version) kewl can we go back to my crisis now if u r done eating dicks
dyldo s-t-i-c-k-s bloody fry sticks
nora (taylors version) my problems over ur dick sticks
