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11:11 am

nora (taylors version)
omg i just found out i have SDF

dyldo
what is that
wait
my dick just got
all bloody from the running
think i got a blister fuck

nora (taylors version)
wtf
go get a doctor
immediately
i sending you the
emergency number codes

dyldo
HOLY FUCK
i mean my sock
sock got bloody
fuckin autocorrect

nora (taylors version)
your autocorrect rlly loves saying dick
ig, but if its ur dick, u need a doc immediately

dyldo
yea sure
so what is SDF
is it serious
r u dying

nora (taylors version)
wtf no i aint dying u jackass
sdf is hiccups
ive hiccups

dyldo
wow
u must rlly
take v hot shower
typing...

nora (taylors version)
okay no need to take this
conversation into pervy way, pedo

dyldo
bec you must be practicing burning
in hell

nora (taylors version)
no why would i go somewhere
where marcie satan would be

dyldo
the naked chick
what's new

nora (taylors version)
well i rlly have to pay a visit to
church cause hallelujah
she got suspended for whole
one week

dyldo
god why

nora (taylors version)
well if u r sad then let me tell u
sth, she's an ultimate bitch who ruin lives
she has made my life a fkn hell
since middle school
typing...

dyldo
im pretty sure she
aint that bad

nora (taylors version)
by sticking tampons with ketchup
on my locker
from making me kiss the
ugliest guy who jst puked
on the floor when in eight grade
while playing truth or dare
she stole my date at senior yr prom
she pushed me into the swiming pool
at a school career event
typing...

dyldo
nora...

nora (taylors version)
which was so fkn humiliating
infront of all the representatives
god why cant she jst die
typing...