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23 | 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝗈𝗒𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝖿𝖿𝖾𝗋♡ ♡ ♡6:17 pm

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23 | 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝗈𝗒𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝖿𝖿𝖾𝗋
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6:17 pm

my woman
OMG DYLDO
WE DID IT

dyldo
you executed that fkn
eye patch! you castrated him???

my woman
haha YESS
his repo has gone down like
a fkn slide! also he slept with one
a girl from secondary school
so he's getting kicked out for child
molestation

dyldo
that's disgusting but least victory
tastes better

my woman
honestly i still feel pretty used
and strip like i thought the pain will
vanish but i got satisfaction. i mean i had
one boyfriend in my whole life and he turned
out to be an asshole

dyldo
well ur first boyfriend was an asshole,
do u want a better one?

my woman
what

dyldo
nothing its jst you r
vitamin c

my woman
whatx2

dyldo
vitamin Cingle

my woman
uhh an what r u
vitamin A for available

dyldo
i can be

my woman
r u flirting with me

dyldo
no im trying to
prove that im a lot better
at flirting if u rmbr

my woman
yea yea keep boasting your
flirting skills in practice
might come handy for ur future
flings

dyldo
well that wasn't flirting
they were mere facts i was stating
ive not even begun flirting
anyways what r u doing tonight

my woman
working my ass off
UNDELIVERED

you?

dyldo
woah woah
nor, slow down
wouldn't mind tho

my woman
my stupid fkn network
im working
stop being a horny child

dyldo
cant help it
you're way to hot to be
slaying my existence

my woman
speaking of
ive never seen you
like ever
we have been talking over
for so long
and you can still be a 60 yr
old pedo

dyldo
pedo doesnt flirt like this

my woman
a con-man pedos?

dyldo
im not that evil

my woman
gimme proof
send me ur picture

dyldo
how abt i make my
picture a birthday present
of urs

my woman
i rlly dont wanna find out
that i had been talking to a pedo
esp on the day when im crying out
my existence

dyldo
i promise im a 24 yr old
may not that be ugly looking
average guy

my woman
aint convincing

dyldo
its only three weeks then
you will have a grand reveal party

my woman
you're just gonna send me
ur picture as a gift?😑

dyldo
noo
ofc not. thats
jst a smol bonus

my woman
i was kidding dyldo
i dont want gifts

dyldo
i wasnt

my woman
okay then what is my
gift

dyldo
that i wont tell u

my woman
😑😑😑😑

dyldo
rules are rules

my woman
that r meant to be broken

dyldo
and u r not a teenager anymore
so u follow the rules

my woman
i hate u

dyldo
no u love me

my woman
where's the lie

dyldo
internally dies
READ

____

they both bit back the warmest smile
which lits their face and swells their heart

♡ ♡ ♡

author's note: 𝗐𝗋𝗈𝗍𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗉 𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗈𝗆𝗂𝖼𝗌 𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗌, 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗅𝗅. 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗄 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗊𝗎𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗌𝗁𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖽𝖾𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗂 𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗒𝖾𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝗌𝗈 𝗂 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽𝖺 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅 𝖻𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗋𝗇!
𝗂 𝗆 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗇𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗍𝗁 𝖻𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖻𝗈𝗈𝗄!
𝗆𝖺𝗒𝖻𝖾 𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝖼𝗍 2🫣
𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗀𝗎𝗒𝗌 𝖾𝗑𝖼𝗂𝗍𝖾𝖽!

♡ ♡ ♡

𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝖺𝗒: 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝖽𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗀𝗎𝗒𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗅𝖾 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗂𝗌𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖾𝗑 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗎𝗋𝗀𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝖾𝗑𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖺𝗀𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗀𝖺𝗂𝗇 ?

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