Perfect Escape

Chapter Three

I check the time for what seems to be the hundredth time since I've gotten ready. I've tried calling his phone but it went directly to voicemail.

A wah this ya man tek mi fah thou God...

He should have being here from 5:30 pm and it's currently eighteen pass six . I release another sigh of disappointment redialing his number again.

The number you're trying to.......

I hang the phone up tossing it on the bed. Then look how me wash dung in a coconut milk fi the bwoy, a let off steam and all that fi nothing at all.

Him fi thank God mi nuh give bun eno, jah jah.

I was about to remove the shows when Kaylee enters the room.

"All now liyah?" Kay comes back to my room with a bowl of ice-cream covered with fruit loops.

"No, probably something came up " I click the screen on and off trying to provide myself with as much distraction as possible. Honestly I'm trying but this Rollercoaster is more downs than ups.

"And not a call or text?" She looks at me as she press the loops down in the ice-cream.

"Do you think something bad might have happened to him?" I know what I'm doing, I'm making excuses for him. For a man who keeps disappointing me over and over again . But if something was to ever happen to him while on his way to pick me up I would blame myself.

This something call love yuh see....

"I don't know, probably, it's possible" I nod at her response, not verbally responding, sending him another whatsapp message.

Bomboclaat double tik and nah answer yuh phone.

But watch ya sah.........

"But in the mean time, can we do some tik toks until he decides to show up, I'm bored" Kay ask setting the ice-cream down on the dresser.

"Hello you're the social media influencer eno, not me" Bwoy mi cah do them tik tok challenges yah, mi a big big left foot jackass.

"And as the social media influencer, I think its just right that I do tik toks with my bestfriend " She displays the most angelic smile, but I know she's very far from angelic.

" Fine, as long as ano nothing fi mek mi look like handicap" She rolls her eyes playfully as she scrolls through tik tok to find a challenge.

"Bandulu ?"

Wah the fuck that?

"Wah name so ?" My eyebrows knit together in confusion. I'm the type to just scroll for a few minutes then find something more constructive to do but Kay lives on the app.

" Dem a chat bout polo and bruk....." She sings apart of the song rolling her eyes at me.

"Mi rawse u nuh see my knock knee dem, my face you want kiss the ground eno " I laugh at myself taking some of the ice-cream from the bowl.

Might as well full mi belly, cause mi man lost.

"You want do the shake, shake,one" She turns to look at me as she moves to the ring light to attach the phone.

"Yeh that easy" I state walking to stand beside her.

But cuh this gyal did want mi a criss cross in a heels though God.

Mi just a see eno......wikid gyal.

"Eh, so Crawford ago have you a shake later" She pretends as if she's slapping somebody's ass biting down on her lips.

"Move nuh man"

"Mi still can't believe the boy nuh cock you up yet.....me?....wid all a that dah ass....mi cock you up long time"

The gyal a disrespect mi likkle flat batty eno, bout all that ass.

"Say him a wait til marriage masah" This was never my belief growing up, I'm not a virgin and neither is he but here I am waiting until marriage to test the waters. And the things he does, he's a Christian with one foot in and one foot out. So might as well we fuck, cause every sin spell the same way, a that me know.

Mi granny always warn mi bout a tek puss ina bag....

"Well, you affi know eno, him nyam you out, so that a still fornication" Then this gyal brawling ino.

"Mi bomboclaat, gyal why you stay so?"

"Alright, him consume you, cause a must that you want mi say"

God see and know sah mi tired fi yam though eno...... the boy a tek mi love fi granted.

Last week you only come peep pon mi, this week mi dress like cut puss just fi yuh nuh turn up.

What a fuck if him have other woman.......

Then nuh desso mi heart get fuck......

"You know what, mek mi go dash on some clothes and mi and you go out, we can do the challenge after" She unattached her phone from the ring light, taking the bowl of unfinished ice-cream with her.

"Mi vibes bruk ya dawg"

"Girl, mi can't fix you up so good and you just siddung a yard so, yuh mad...." She turns and exit the room living me alone with my obsessive thoughts.

After waiting for what seems like an hour Kaylee returns in a pink silk two piece skirt fit, matched with pink heels and a chain purse.

"Come mek we kill him phone wid picture, mek him mad right out" She laughs as she looks at her self in the mirror.

The gyal have a piece a ass dah, while me look like out a flat bridge.

Broomstick kind a something.

"Mi ago text mommy sah a me and you gone " I state taking my phone from the purse. It didn't take long to finnish off around four tik toks before we're pulling out of the yard.

"Where are we going?" I ask after snapping a short selfish video.

"Curvy Diva restaurant, mi see Quite Perry post a tik tok video and it looks nice and all that so mi ago do a little vlog thing fi mi supporters"

Life of an influencer, me all mi a think bout a fi full my belly. Nave no time fi a vlog, just the food mi a defend. Liyah decided to drive since she knows the location and God see and know sah the gyal tek have the time fi reach the location.

Speedometer bun up, is like the food did a run wah from her.