Perfect Escape

Chapter Five

"Look, I told you I would call you, what's so hard to understand in that " But pupa jesas you hear wah mi a hear, mek mi lock mi eye and kotch my ears cause this could a never real.

"Nahjay, look my girlfriend is sleeping and I don't want to wake her , I'll call you later" I listen as he sigh heavily before sitting on the bed.

But why you can't take a call around me mek you affi tell she sah you will call.

If a ever bun this man a give mi, jah him own gun shall kill him eno. Mi nah ramp wid mi heart, wah him tek mi fah.

But come to think of it mi dah ya so a overthink, after Nahjar ano female or unisex name.

I steer slightly pretending I'm just waking before removing the sheet from my face.

"Good morning beautiful " I try to read his facial expression but all I can see is a broad smile.

"Morning baby, you're up early" I sit up in the bed slightly stretching in his direction to see if somehow the call is still ongoing.

"Actually just woke and sat up."

Then watch dry lie.

"Oh, so who was that on the phone, while you were standing overthere?" I rub my eyes as i point to the window where he was standing.

"Augh, a coworker" he stutter a bit  before looking back at me.

"Female?"

"Baby, no, which gyal could a so bright a call mi dem early morning ya when mi lay dung side a mi wife"  So is a man a call you so early.

Fly low, Fly high , all batty boy fi die, all batty boy fi get boom bye bye

I start laughing to myself as the tik tok song pops up in my brain.

"A wah sweet yuh so?"

"Nothing sah, through mi know how unuh man tan, so why him a call you so early then? "

"Some business we did fi deal wid but through mi a spend the day wid you" Then watch making sacrifice,  this behavior new to me.

I nod as I sit up to to retrieve my phone from the bed side table. His phone starts to vibrate again and he quickly picks it up.

No sah, is either mi insecure or something but I'm not normally like this, I nearly drop off a the bed this time  just to see the caller ID.

"Yow, Nahjay see how you mek mi big mouth wake up mi wife " he starts to rub my thighs up and  down as I check instagram to see how many likes my post has gotten.

2388 likes and 1287 comments then this nuff man, must through Kay in dah.

Big bad influencer.

"Babes, Nahjay a talk to you " I stretch my hands out for the phone but instead he puts it on speaker.

"Mumz, you good?"

Then a why mi wouldn't good Sir?

"Yeh, I'm  good. How about you?"

"Yeh man, me good, cah let out the G fi the day?"

"No sah, today is my day " You a must battyman , the man nuh already tell you that.

"Alright mama"

"Mi will link you, yere" He hangs up the phone and turn around to face me.

"So what's the plan for today?" I ask as I place the phone on the bed side table as I swing my feet off the bed.

"I actually carried some snacks last night, we could netflix and chill until we're ready to go out later" You're idea and my idea a Netflix and chill a two different thing, yours boring bad.