♡ - pregame chatfic
ships: saiouma/oumasai, irumatsu, kaimaki.
♡ :: 3rd person pov:
rantaro has created a group chat
Rantaro has added 15 other users to Groupchat
Rantaro has changed 'Groupchat' to 'Hell'
Miu: Uwu, what's this?
Kokichi: a groupchat!
Shuichi: HI KICHI!!! 💕💕
Kokichi: hi shu <3
Shuichi: AAAAAAAAH!! 🥺💗
Kaede: shut up simp.
Kokichi: I'm so sorry, its my fault. I'll go now :)
Kokichi has gone offline
Shuichi: NOOO OUMA-KUNNN!!! COME BACK
Kokichi has gone online
Kokichi: yes saihara-kun?
Shuichi: I missed you :'( don't go offline..
Kokichi: hmm? okay
Kaito has gone online
Kaito: shut up.
Kaito has gone offline
Kokichi: oh sorry, I'll go back offline
Kokichi has gone offline
Shuichi: ₭₳ł₮Ø ɎØɄ ฿ł₮₵Ⱨ, Ø₱Ɇ₦ ₮ⱧɆ ₣Ʉ₵₭ł₦₲ ĐØØⱤ.
Tsumugi: Rantaro, give me admin now.
Rantaro: No, you hoe 😤
Tsumugi: I'm ur hoe though? 🤪
Rantaro: ur right bbg, have admin <3 (/j)
Rantaro has given Tsumugi admin
Tsumugi has changed 16 names
Junk0kinnie: alright bye <3
Junk0kinnie has taken admin privileges from WeedStash
Weedstash: what the fuck
Microwave: Language!
Weedstash: Kiiboy??
Junk0kinnie has changed 1 name to 'Kiibo'
Kiibo: didn't have to rat me out!
Kiibo: .... Rantaro!
Weedstash: *DRAMATIC GASP* HOW DARE YOU.. BETRAY ME?!?
Junk0kinnie has changed 1 name to Rantarhoe
Rantarhoe: REAL PLAIN TSUMUGI, REAL PLAIN!
HornyforKaede: ?
HornyforKaede: hhhhhhskkdbeim?€×¥'g
LikesMiu: HUH?!?
LikesMiu: WHO TF IS THAT?! WHY ME??
LikesMiu: WAIT NO FUCK
Junk0kinnie has changed 1 name to 'Kayayday'
Kiibo: uhh.. guys, miu is having a heart attack I think? Shes really red and her heart is pounding.
#1kokichisimp: oooh~ ;)
Junk0kinnie has changed 1 name to 'Br0keBitch'
Kayayday: HUYUY^!??×_£'V7jw_8?×^wc
Kayayday and Br0keBitch went offline
Idiot has gone online
Idiot: HUH?
Idiot: YOU COSPLAY WHORE!!
Iliketheidiot has gone online
Iliketheidiot: kaito stop. also this is maki
Iliketheidiot: WAIT SHIT FUCK NO FUCK YOU COSPLAYING BITCH YOUR GONNA FUCKING DIE
Idiot: maki roll..?
Junk0kinnie has changed 2 names to 'Kai-toe' and 'Maki-roll'
Maki-roll: fuck you tsumugi.
Maki-roll has gone offline
Kai-toe: I'm.. gonna go now
Kai-toe has gone offline
Dark thoughts has gone online
Darkthoughts: hmm?
Darkthoughts: oh you had to expose me like that smoogie.
Hated ouma at first has come online
Hated ouma at first: huh?
Hated ouma at first: worst fifteen minutes of my life 😍
Kayayday has gone online
Kayayday: shut up saihara
Hated ouma at first: had to expose me akamatsu-san? 🤪
Kayayday: yes now shut up.
Kayayday has gone offline
Junk0kinnie has changed 1 name to 'Simp-hara'
Darkthoughts: so I win?
Junk0kinnie: ig so.
Simphara: who tf is that anyway?
Junk0kinnie: oh its kichi!
Simphara: HUUUUH?!
Darkthoughts: what do you consider dark thoughts.
Junk0kinnie: wanting to kill everyone at one point, trying to kill everyone, 'if I died, would anyone care?', 'smoogie, what if i commit arson'
Simphara: HUH?! THATS WHAT MY BELOVED KICHI THINKS+!?!?!?
Darkthoughts has gone offline
✨the end✨
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♡: pregame oumasai oneshots/headcanons
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