Lady's and gentleman,
You just stumbled across the stupidest book you'll ever read.
WARNING: AFTER READING THIS YOUR IQ WILL BE DROPPED WITH 99,9 PERCENT.
My friend Alex did a book like this (Alex book thing) and since ranting is like my job (though I don't get payed for it...) I decided to start this bitch!
This book will contain: rants, stories, stupid stuff, dumb stuff, stupid stuff, bad jokes, a lot of cursing (can't help it...), dinosaurs, coffee, more coffee, more dinosaurs, more stupid stuff, music, bad jokes and a lot more.
No I have no idea what I just typed. Fuck it x)
Maybe there will sometimes be something that actually makes sense. That happens when I'm hyper on coffee at 3 a.m in the morning and can't sleep. Then my brain actually produces smart things. It's a miracle.
MY GRAMMAR IS FUCKING AMAZING. SOMETIMES. MOST OF THE TIMES. FUCK.
I write in caps because I can. FUCK YOU.
So that's basically what this book will be about all the time. FUCK YEAH.
You have a very strong will if you've read this all to the end.
Or like me you have the amount of braincells a goldfish does.
CONGRATULATIONS ON BOTH OF THEM.
- Matt
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RandomI am Matt. I am currently a 20 year old living in some part of America. I have ADHD. I tend to talk a lot. And write a lot. All my parts are basically about nothing, but I like to believe they are funny sometimes. That I am funny sometimes. Let me d...
