Okay, so I accepted to take part in the vegetarian challenge. Why? Because I have absolutely no brains.
I made a deal with myself to BARELY use caps. So you just need to picture me jumping up and down behind the screen, because that's what I'm doing even if I'm not using caps.
So today I woke up with this very unpleasant feeling in my stomach, which screamed "GET ME SOME MOTHERFUCKING BACON DICKHEAD." (sorry for the caps :P)
I went downstairs, opened the fridge and then realized I wasn't allowed to eat the bacon in the fridge because they were murdered animals.
Yay me.
So I went with some cereal and a whole shitload of coffee to get myself started. Which didn't work because I still fell half asleep during chemistry (I know, very dangerous.)
In the afternoon I started to feel a like a tiger running around through the dark, rainy forest looking for some meat to eat.
Which I can't have.
Again, yay me.
So I had a taco. A vegetarian taco. It wasn't that bad.
At the end of the day I was pretty sure I was able to kill a human and eat him. Or her. Depending on what I thought be more tasty. At this moment, Rayne was absolutely laughing his ass off calling Alex to tell me I had already gone insane.
I can't go insane, because I already am insane. Got you there, Rayne. Motherfucker.
In the evening I had pasta with cheese and more coffee which caused me to sleep for around four hours.
Yay. Fucking. Me.
Hope you all had a nice day yesterday and a great day today.
Dinosaurs.
- Matt
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