Matt book thing

Who's this motherfucker?

Just like Alex did, I'll introduce myself to all of you.

My name is Matt. Yes, my parents were very original and creative. My middle name is Ryan and my last name is a secret the CIA still tries to figure out.

I was put down on this earth on June 12th 1996. A 16 year old asshole I am. 

I'm a guy. I have a dick. That thing is kind of important to me, so I would like you to respect it. Thank you x)

Coffee is the best thing ever created by nature/humanity. It's the only reason I haven't give up on us yet. I believe that coffee will save the world someday. It's like God had diarrhea in a cup and we named it coffee.

Dinosaurs are real. If you've read my bio, you know I have one in my backyard. He's called Mr. Meat and loves to cuddle. True story.

Skateboarding is an addiction of mine too. Who doesn't like annoying old people by almost running them over?

My Math teacher calls me Goldfish because apparently I'm really fucking dumb. Funny.

I've my eyebrow and nose pierced. SHIT JUST GOT REAL. I don't know why though.

I live with my dad, my mom left us when I was about four. My dad is... very complicated.

A Day To Remember is the best band fucking ever. If you don't agree, wait right here so I can get my samurai sword to chop of your ears.

In a little while I'll be uncle, because Rayne will get a girl pregnant and obviously I'm the best uncle existing.

I take pictures in the tattoos shop Kyran is working and Alex is trying to find a place to work. I love it, it's fucking amazing every day.

I'm an open book, when you ask me something, I answer. I have no reason to have secrets, because DINOSAURS. What?

I want to take a bath of chocolate someday. That would be tasty.

TEAM SKITTLE FOR THE WIN.

If I could change one thing about my life, I would bring my friend back who left us two years ago. It's one of the only black pages I'm not able to rip out of my life. I wake up with him in my head and go to sleep with him still stuck there.

I'm a loud gamer. When I game, my neighbours think I'm busy killing little kids again x)

MIDDLE FINGERS UP, IF YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

I probably like food and animals more than you. Sorry x)

"This world is really fucking sick. It makes me laugh." A status I posted on my last account. I still think that way.

QUESTIONS ARE WELCOME.

• Peace out girlscout •

- Matt