Matt book thing

Guess who's back. Back again?

Aloha dinosaur lovers and bacon eaters,

Do you remember when about two years ago I said that I would TOTALLY WRITE MY ASS OFF? Yeah, I didn't really do that, did I now?

NOPE. BAD MATT.

It has taken me a while to gather the courage to come back to this book, because... BECAUSE MY DINOSAUR WOULDN'T LET ME GO (that's totally always my excuse when I don't do something. Try to argue me, motherfuckers). 

So let me just update you all on what has been going on in MATT'S AWESOME WORLD OF AWESOMENESS WHICH IS SOMETIMES NOT SO AWESOME BUT THAT WOULD BE A NAME WAY TOO LONG LIKE MINECRAFT WOULDN'T EVEN ACCEPT A NAME THAT LONG.

(I also failed on the agreement with myself to use less caps because FUCK IT, STILL A REBEL.)

So I've been doing a couple of things lately.

I GRADUATED. 

Yes, yes. It's a miracle and all my teachers were surprised because they thought I would still be hanging around 'till I turned thirty or some shit BUT NOPE. I graduated and now I'm taking a huge break from anything involving text books and needing to concentrate. 

Also, I WENT ON A ROADTRIP. Which was cool. Really cool. Saw lots of things, did lots of things, met lots of people who all thought I was crazy at first but then awesome because I can change people's minds like that GO ME. 

I moved out of my house and now I'm living in a crazy small appartement with crazy people all around me but they're alright but they think I'm mental because I scream and dance a lot. 

Mr. Meat is now living in my bedroom which is REALLY CROWDED. But it's okay because at least he doesn't snore when he's sleeping. And I do. So he now sometimes wants to kill me.

I STARTED EATING BACON AGAIN. So that makes me very happy. Sorry to all the vegeterians out there, but I just couldn't do it. Respect for all of you, but NOPE. NEVER DOING IT AGAIN. GO BACON. YES BACON LIFE. 

Jesus Christ I come across like I've been snorting cocaine all day. I promise I haven't. I've just finished my fifth cup of coffee and that probably WASN'T THE GREATEST IDEA EVER BUT THEN AGAIN I'M NOT KNOWN FOR MY GREAT IDEAS SO I CAN JUST HAVE BAD IDEAS AND IT SURPRISES NOBODY EASY LIFE YES. 

I still do really like A Day to Remember and still will not agree you arguing me because I'll just put on All I Want REALLY FUCKING LOUD so that I can't hear your complains over the great music and my absolutely horrific singing. DON'T TRY ME I'M REAL DANGEROUS. 

Also... I kind of missed writing like this. I don't think I make any more sense than I did two years ago but WHO HONESTLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THAT?

Matt calm the hell down.

Why?

You're annoying people.

FUCK THOSE PEOPLE.

Seriously though. Sorry. I'm kinda weird most of the times. 

I will probably post a rant soon once I find something to be REALLY UPSET ABOUT, which doesn't really happen often because I'm like a modern hippie and I just preach for more coffee and more dinosaur believers. I could just aswell start my own religion: PRAY FOR COFFEE AND DINOSAURS, MORE COFFEE, BETTER LIFE. MORE DINOSAURS, LESS STUPID PEOPLE. LET'S PRAY AND DRINK COFFEE AND THEN GO TO A STRIP CLUB AND GET WASTED BECAUSE MY RELIGION IS PRETTY AWESOME.

So if you want to join my religion/cult/whateverthefuckitactually is, then let me know. We'll rule the world and make coffee waterfalls and be awesome together.

So, expect something soon. I promise, otherwise Mr. Meat can eat me and all my bacon. If there's anything you want to see a crazy rant/chapter/whateverthefuck, then be sure to let me know and I MIGHT READ IT IF I DO NOT GET DISTRACTED BY THIS ANNOYING TREE OUTSIDE MY WINDOWS BLOWING FROM SIDE TO SIDE IN A VERY HYPNOTIZING WAY FUCK.

For now I'll say, adios (cause I can still speak mexican and be all smart and shit) and take care (or not, I don't want to force you to do anything) and I'll get in touch as soon as E.T. started calling home once he reached planet fucking earth.

Peace out girlscout. 

- Matt