I'm so fancy.

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G'day my awkward turtles and pandawhores,

As you can see, there hasn't been a new update on the vegetarian challenge. No, I didn't quit if you think so. I'm still going strong as a... *insert inappropriate thing here*.

The reason why there hasn't been a part is because something happened. I've been pretty upset about it and because I want to write something funny for you guys, I didn't write anything.

I wasn't and I'm still not able to write something that will make you guys laugh, because I can't make myself laugh at the moment.

I promise that as soon as I've cleared my head, I will write my ass off.

Thank you for understanding. And if you don't, go suck a dinosaur dick.

With a lot of racist jokes,

Matt Hyde (I used my last name to make it fancy. I'm so fancy.) 

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