Matt book thing

Me being... me.

You see, I just really like coffee. You could say I'm a coffee addict. A full time coffee drinker.

This addiction started a while back. Actually, it started when I started High School. Probably I thought that with the start of High School, I was a big boy so I deserved to drink coffee.

Now I have a dad who really doesn't give a fuck about what I do, so I started to drink coffee.

In the beginning I hated it. I couldn't figure out why people actually liked to drink something as horrible as coffee.

I didn't stop drinking it though, because I knew my friends would totally laugh at me. Fine, they do anyways. They're assholes. Huge assholes. With dicks. Dick assholes.

Now you need to know THAT I HAVE A SLIGHT FORM OF ADHD WITH MEANS I CAN ABSOLUTELY NOT HANDLE COFFEE. But I didn't give a fuck BECAUSE I'M A REBEL LIKE THAT.

No. Not really.

I figured out I had a slight form of ADHD in 7th grade, because my teacher said I was the most hyper kid he had ever seen in his entire life. He told me I was extremely exhausting and that it might be better if someone checked me out and "fixed me".

Seriously. He said I needed to be "fixed". Like I was something he bought in a store that turned out to be broken.

It was kind of funny and yes, I did laugh at him. Until I realized he was serious and he called my dad.

My dad got angry because he thought I fucked something up - again. The teacher told him that wasn't the case. He said I was a lot more hyper than the other kids in my class and he was kind of worried that that would affect my future school carreer.

So my dad took me to the doctor, doctor sent me to someone else, someone else tested me and a few months later we knew I had THE THING THAT MAKES KIDS LIKE ME SEEM MENTAL, THOUGH WE'RE JUST HYPER.

I forgot what this thing was about...

Moral of the story: coffee is awesome and dinosaurs exist.

You just wasted a few minutes of your life you'll never get back.

AIN'T I ONE EVIL PERSON.

Yeah I know. You don't need to point that out. I'M AN EVIL REBEL.

I have a dinosaur in my backyard. If you've read the bio thing you knew that. If you didn't this will come as a huge surprise.

HA, REALITY SLAP.

Right?

No e.e.

Yes!

EAT PANCAKES!

Pancakes are good for your... mood.

I like yo face btw e.e It's very... interesting.

NEXT CHAPTER THING WILL BE JUST AS STUPID AS THIS ONE, SO STAY TUNED!

Or not.

You can also just leave and read stories that are actually good.

It's up to you, you know.

Yeah.

But I will cry.

Lots.

Imma really go now.

Adios Amigos (yes. I speak Mexican. I'm talented.)