Matt book thing

Here I go again.

Alright. It has been almost ONE WHOLE GODDAMN YEAR since I wrote on here. I am very bad at this, have you noticed? Terrible. It's simply because I can't multi-task. You see, I have a life. BELIEVE IT OR NOT I DO. I have a life. Outside of the internet, even though the internet is great. I have social relationships to maintain, cookies to eat, netflix to watch, groceries to do, college to go to. 

Which means that I simply forget to write anything. Ever. I just forget. Can you believe that? Memory of a gold fish, just remembering you about that one. 

So I am twenty now. Just a little longer and I am finally allowed to buy my own beer. You guys in Europe are so lucky. 18? I wish I was allowed to endulge myself in alcohol by then. 

I find it very hard to write. I have finally managed to understand why. You see, I have ADHD. In case you forget about that one. I have very bad ADHD. I get distracted constantly and I am a very  annoying person. ANNOYING. 

When I write, there are so many things going through my mind of what I want to write. Gee, Trump. Gee, chocolate. Gee, dinosaurs. Gee, a bird there in the tree whiles I am writing this in the house of Kyran and Alex. Gee, have you read Kyrans new part yet. Gee, that shit was deep. Gee, am I allowed to say shit on here? Shit. Don't care. Shit. 

You see. If you would talk to me in person, you would go INSANE. I promise you, ask my friends. They have already lost their mind, so they're not really bothered by it. Unless they want to sleep or study or play games or watch a movie or go for a quiet skateboard trip. 

DO YOU REMEMBER that we went on a roadtrip? I believe Kyran posted that on our board. Yes, they wanted to actually throw me out of the car and let me walk to the next place we were supposed to go. I was THAT annoying. I kept singing along to songs, which is completely harmless, only I can't sing for shit. I also kept telling them stories which were really stupid, because they already know all those stories because we have basically been friends since forever. 

But I am telling you THEY LOVE ME. When everyone else is tired I just decide to continue the party. Everyone needs someone like that right? It's the reason coffee exists. I love coffee. I should never drink coffee (I bet by now you understand why) but I still do. Which is problematic. 

One I drank so much coffee that I actually decided that I could probably swim to England. I was seriously 100% convinced that I could swim to England. In a record time. Don't think anyone has ever even tried so of course it would be a record time. I also don't think I would survive. Though at that moment I was ready to BEAT UP SOME GREAT WHITE SHARKS.

It's almost Halloween. I think Halloween is my favorite holiday, because I can go around the neighbourhood and scare the LIVING HELL out of children. I have issues, don't remind me. I won't dress up as a clown this Halloween though, with all those killer clowns going around. Then again, don't think you should ever bring a real knife to a Halloween party. That's taking it TOO FAR. 

I kind of want to go to a concert again. It has been so long since I have seen one of my favorite bands life. Any songs you guys particularly like at the moment? I am ready to go for an immense run and I need some songs to listen to. Running really helps when you have ADHD, except for the fact that dogs, little kids, birds, waving trees, squirrels, etc make me stop running and just stare until I forget why I was staring. 

Alright, I am sorry for this incredibly long, incredibly useless and incredibly rambly chapter of my incredibly useless book. I hope it makes some of you laugh though. Or maybe even think. About life. And birds. And trees. And the origin of the Universe (I am a fan of the Big Bang theory. Yes, also the tv series). 

Take good care this Halloween, stay away from killer clowns (they are not your friends), don't take candy from strangers and CHECK YOUR CANDY BAGS FOR RAZORS BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE INSANE.

- Matt