The USM enters a fantasy world

First actual contact

(A/N: hard mode in AC7 isn't hard, i mean, UAV's? I just downed several in under 30 seconds, when is- OH GOD MIHALY- signal lost)

POV; Helios.

The USM infantry was awkwardly staring at the JSDF, i mean, they literally just caused a massacre against bandits.
Then again, i did cause the leader to go splat...do bandits even have leaders or do they rule with fear?

"Uhhh....Helios, HQ forgot to tell you, you've been promoted to a Colonel and got switched to the SFCUSM branch."
"What?"
"Yeah, you are apart of the SFC, a Colonel no less."
"....Why would they give me such a high rank and control over the most dangerous troops and weapon's here?"
"I have no idea, ask Delta 1-2."
"10-4."

"......Who are you?"
"Who? Us? The totally-not-futuristic-space-civilization inside the Special Region?"
"Uh....yes."
"United Systems of Mars."
"The WHAT-"
"Don't panic, what? You expected something else? C'mon, we are obviously not from earth.. if we were there'd be railgun turrets everywhere in our bases."
"Helios, don't scare the JSDF lieutenant."
"How am i scaring him?"
"Let's see; humans are afraid of the unknown and the fact that you stated railguns are mass-produced, you didn't say that literally but the base part obviously tells we do mass-produce railguns. Not to mention the USA can barely charge up a railgun,  let alone fire it efficiently."
"....Fair point."
"So, what do we do now, Colonel?"
"You, shut up, and get logistic operations running online."
"Sir, yes sir." The USM Lance Corporal rushed away.
"By the creator, it's been a month and there's already enough firepower in this universe to destroy 87 omniverses in one go."

S F C U S M D I R E C T O R ' S O F F I C E.

"So, what do we do about the malfunction that warped away the 37th?"
"Absolutely nothing."
"Understood."