Sophie - startingfighter / ruy
Keefe - thelastzombie / alvar
Tam - thefirstzombie / umber
Linh - backupfighter / spectator3
Biana - scavenger /spectator4
Dex - commsguy / fintan
Fitz - theonewhodied / thisisdum
Marella - thesurvivalist / spectator2
Wylie - theonewithsense / justwhy
Amy - whatthefuck / spectatorApocalypse of the Dumbasses
thelastzombie
so hypotheticallythesurvivalist
oh nothefirstzombie
it's not as bad you think actuallywhatthefuck
y'all I'm in class wh
oh?theonewhodied
did you just cut yourself off over text?startingfighter
you could just put ur phone on silent ykwhatthefuck
no shut up I'm staying
what's the hypothetical
quick my english teacher is staring me downthelastzombie
uh.
hypothetically the neverseen has a group chat
what would even go down in therethefirstzombie
I volunteer to help act it out
excitedscavenger
SAMEcommsguy
say less say lessbackupfighter
who's gonna be who thothelastzombie
dibs on alvars dumb asstheonewhodied
I am going to stay silent
anyways I just wanna watchthesurvivalist
samewhatthefuck
dittobackupfighter
me tooscavenger
what they said.startingfighter
okayyy
I'll clown ruycommsguy
fintanthelastzombie
AND TAMMY BOY CAN BE UMBERthefirstzombie
now it feelsss like that's just bc im a shadestartingfighter
it is
SOwhatthefuck
wait don't the neverseen have more than 4 members?thefirstzombie
-that are relevant in any way? nahwhatthefuck
^^^^
let's startttttcommsguy
on itttttheonewithsense
this gon be goodThe Always Unseen
Fintan
Welcomeruy
I cannot take this seriously for the fucking life off me?????umber
SOPHIE
CHARACTERruy
OKAY OJAY OKAYspectator
I am already dyingFintan
Spectators are silentttttspectator
fiiiiinneeeruy
I don't get why I can't be ont he missionumber
because your dumbass got toasted by that gang of little kids who always fuck everything upalvar
OKAY DAMN DIDN'T HAVE TO COME FOR HIM LIKE THATspectator4
hold on one sec
isn't umber like
DEAD?umber
boo bitchFintan
NOT ANYMOREjustwhy
I think y'all r overestimating how funny they bethisisdum
assvar is pretty accurateumber
OH???umber changed alvar to assvar
spectator
I AM IN FUCKING TEARS
MY MATH TEACH JUST GAVE ME DETENTION FOR LAUGHINGassvar
HIGHFIVEruy
WE'RE GETTING DISTRACTEDFintan
SORRY SORRY
AHEM
Alvar. Show some professionalism for once.assvar
can't be all stone and work all the time
I'm killing my family's trust in me dude let me have some fun at leastumber
OHHH???spectator4
HEY NOWFintan
CHARACTERumber
SORRY JWEJNRJD
you actual moron you think we're here to have fun?ruy
I agree a little I mean
what's the harmassvar
thank you person I don't care aboutruy
OKAY OYCH???spectator3
you four need a babysitter or?Fintan
that hurts Linh
REALLYruy
what he saidspectator3
it was a serious questionjustwhy
don't @ me
do notttt @methisisdum
ur the only adult herejustwhy
you think I classify as an adult??? awwwwruy
I'm calling tierganjustwhy
AYE NOFintan
I think we're done here then-umber
we didnt do much thoFintan
so?umber
:(assvar
that was cuter than is should be tbhspectator
do I have to say it?assvar
nope
I will
GAYspectator
you learn fast young padawanFintan
What are you even sayingspectator
@RUY I SHOULD BEAT YOU FOR NOT MAKING THEM WATCH STAR WARSruy
AND I NEVER WILLspectator
I'm coming over.ruy
WAIT NO
YOU ARE READING
✦Keeper Shenanigans
Fanfictionbut make it gay + an acquired taste of humor "KotLC on Crack"'s hotter older sibling this is a Kam fic sorry I lied 🙁