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Scene 1: Hunters finding out about Zartemis

~Inside Artemis' tent~

Artemis : Are you sure Zoe... It's.... Just..... What if?-

Zoe : Relax Arty I'm sure They'll at least approve

Artemis : Right Right

~Outside

Artemis : I have something to announce

Hunter : *looks at their patron*

Artemis : *sighs* Zoe and I-

Zoe : Are Dating...

Hunters : *Cheers*

Thalia : Hah! Reyna you owe me

Reyna : God dam it

Zoe: You bet on us?

Reyna : yup and Thalia just won....

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Scene 2 : Mr.D hates Percy

Mr.D : What language were Homer's the Iliad and the Odyssey written in? Percy?

Percy : Greek?

Mr.D : wrong, Clarisse?

Clarisse : Greek?

Mr.D : Correct!

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Scene 3: Nico Is gay....

*Taylor Swift's shake it off plays*

Jason : Will, I have something to say say say say say

Jason : Nico di Angelo is gay gay gay gay gay

Jason : How much longer are you gonna wait wait wait

Jason : UNTIL YOU ASK HIM OUT

Apollo : ASK HIM OUT

Jason and Apollo : *High five and fly off*

will : *Just processing what a dam minute just happened*

Will : NICOOOO

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Scene 4 : Reynabeth?

[about Jason and Percy talking about picking other girls]

Annabeth: Hey... Reyna. I'd pick you first.

Reyna: Of course you would. I'm awesome.

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Scene 5 : FiGhTiNg MoNsTeRs ArE FuN

Reyna: Fun? We can't fight the monsters with fun.

Percy: You should try it sometime.

Annabeth : PERCY MAYBE YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE TO STOP DOING THIS

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Scene 6 : Tool

Nico: This is my husband, Will.

Jason: You got married?

Annabeth: That's awesome!

Percy: I wish your dad was here for this, but he's busy being a big tool.

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Scene 7 : GOD

Piper: Hey, Calypso! I like your Halloween costume. Who are you supposed to be?

Calypso: I'm Joan of Ark. I thought it was fitting. She had a close personal relationship with God.

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