Reacting!!!!

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Val ; So you'll be reacting

Percy : You remind me of someone

Val : *sarcastic* Oh really who?

Percy : Hmmmm

Annabeth : Shhh... Percy 

Val : Anways You'll be reacting to fanfics

Hazel : What's a fanfic?

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Annabeth : ----and that's a fanfic

Val : You'll be reacting to smutty fanfics

Everyone except apollo and aphrodite and hades: What the hades is smut?

Hades : Would you PLEASE STOP CURSING IN MY NAME!!!!

Val : *You'll find out *Sighs*

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Percy : what THE FUCKING TARTARUS THEY SHIP ME WITH NICO AND JASON!?!?!

Jason :..... I still don't love REYNA PEOPLE I LOVE PIPER GET YOUR THINGS STRAIGHT

Thalia : I Can't do that

Jason : You can be Gay with Reyna but be straight with me

Reyna : .... WHO IN FUCKING HEMSWORTH WOULD SHIP ME WITH PERCY?!?!? I MEAN LIKE  HUH, ANNABETH's GONNA KILL MEH!!!!

Hera : OH MY EYES I NEED BLEACH OH MY GOD WHO THE FUCKING TARTARUS WOULD SHIP ME WITH JASON OR-OR PERCY THAT"S EVEN WORSE

Zeus : Meh (CAUSE HE FUCKING SLEEPS WITH EVERYONE)

Nico : OH MY FUCKING- ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHO WILL SHIP ME WITH PERCY AND LUKE

Hades : WHAT?!?! COME BACK HERE POSEIDON, HERMES I'LL KILL YA I WILL!

Poseidon : *Throws up* NOt now brother

AThena : ,,,,..... I need to find this mortal and kill them for SHIPING ME WITH UNCLE MY TOP 1 ENEMY 

Hermes : ..... I think people ship me with APOLLO!!!

Apollo : FUCK!

Percy : Who do people not ship me with?

Poseidon : NOT NOW SON WE NEED HOLY WATER STAT

Zeus : Meh

Hera : FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH YOU , WE'LL GET IT AFTER I GET BLEACH

Hades : I NEED IT NOW

Jason : ORDER 20 MILLION GALLONS GIVE IT I WANNA BLEACH MY EYES

Hazel : ...... 

Hades : OH NO HAZEL

Nico :  OH CRAP

Frank : OH NO....

Reyna : I NEED HOLY WATER AND BLEACH, WAIT DOES HOLY BLEACH EXIST CAUSE IF IT DOES I NEED TO ORDER 300000 BILLION OF IT

HESTIA ; MY NEPHEW?!?!?! MY NEPHEW ARGHHHH

DEMETER : HERMES GET YOUR ASS HERE I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR SON FOR TOUCHING KATIE

and thats it yay done

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