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IF YOU KNOW WHERE THE FRICK I FRICKING LIVE, I WILL FRICKING FIND YOU. IF YOU HAVE JUST ROBBED A WHITE HOUSE, I WILL FRICKING FIND YOU. IF YOU, DEAR READER, HAVE JUST ROBBED A HOUSE WITH THREE CATS, I WILL FRICKING FIND YOU! IF YOU TOOK TWO FRICKING COMPUTERS, ONE LAPTOP AND ONE NEWER ONE, I WILL FRICKING FIND YOU. IF YOU STOLE A IPHONE 4 WITH BLUE STUFF ON THE BACK, I WILL FORCE YOU TO GIVE THAT BACK. N O W.




For those of you who are not theives. I will say, thank you for enjoying what you have at the current moment. And if you don't like it, I say thank you for at least dealing with it.


BUT. IF. YOU. ARE. LYING. TO. ME. I. WILL. FIND. YOU. TOO.



AND I WILL MAKE SURE WHO EVER MY STUFF, YOU WILL GET JUSTICE.


BE IT YOU GET ARRESTED, YOU DIE, I EAT YOUR HANDS, OR SOMETHING.


YOU WILL GET EXACT JUSTICE. YOU WILL GET IT.




someone broke into our house.

I'm in no good mood.

I will find whoever did this.

THEY

WILL

PAY

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