IF YOU KNOW WHERE THE FRICK I FRICKING LIVE, I WILL FRICKING FIND YOU. IF YOU HAVE JUST ROBBED A WHITE HOUSE, I WILL FRICKING FIND YOU. IF YOU, DEAR READER, HAVE JUST ROBBED A HOUSE WITH THREE CATS, I WILL FRICKING FIND YOU! IF YOU TOOK TWO FRICKING COMPUTERS, ONE LAPTOP AND ONE NEWER ONE, I WILL FRICKING FIND YOU. IF YOU STOLE A IPHONE 4 WITH BLUE STUFF ON THE BACK, I WILL FORCE YOU TO GIVE THAT BACK. N O W.
For those of you who are not theives. I will say, thank you for enjoying what you have at the current moment. And if you don't like it, I say thank you for at least dealing with it.
BUT. IF. YOU. ARE. LYING. TO. ME. I. WILL. FIND. YOU. TOO.
AND I WILL MAKE SURE WHO EVER MY STUFF, YOU WILL GET JUSTICE.
BE IT YOU GET ARRESTED, YOU DIE, I EAT YOUR HANDS, OR SOMETHING.
YOU WILL GET EXACT JUSTICE. YOU WILL GET IT.
someone broke into our house.
I'm in no good mood.
I will find whoever did this.
THEY
WILL
PAY