#1
~ In this, Russia has become friends with north Italy~
Italy: Hi Russia! Would you-a like some pasta~?!
Russia: Sure.
Italy: -hands pasta- I made it-a myself-a
Russia: -eAts- thank you. Now Italy, I have a question... Will you become one with me?
Italy: I don't think-a grandpa Rome will-a like that...
G.rome: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO MY GRANDSON!!! YOU FREAK!!!!!!!
Holy. R: GET AWAY FROM ITALY!!!!
Russia: -Yanks out a water pipe from the wall- I'd like to see how fast you two run. Can I see that? Da?
G. Rome and holy. R: Oh BEEP!
Italy:............. PASTA!!!!
Romano:Idiota! -smack-
Note: these things are role plays that I've done in real life
#2
-in this, Russia, America, Taiwan, Japan, Italy and gremany are stuck in a room toghather-
America: OH NO! THERE'S NO FOOD IN HERE! NO HAMBURGERS! NO FREACH FRIES! NO MILK SHAKES! I WON'T ABLE TO LIVE! AND IF I CAN'T, THERE'LL BE NO HERO!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!! -bangs head on wall-
Taiwan: Just another thing to put on stress.. Him.
Japan: Trell me abourt it.
Italy: I have stuff to make-a pasta~!
America: BUT THAT'S NOT REAL FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gremany: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! -smack-
America: -cries in corner-
Italy: WHO WANTS PASTA~!?!?!???!?
-cue crickrets-
Italy: -sniff- no one wants-a pasta~?! -cries in other corner-
Russia: You all know that the door is unlocked, da?
GREMANY AND AMERICA: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!???!???!
Russia: because, it's funny to see you all suffer.
#3
-in this, Russia is trapped in a hole hiding from Belarus-
Russia: She will not find me here. I'm safe in this hole... I'm safe... Very safe...
Belarus: BROOOOTTHHHEEERRR! OOOOHH BROTHER DEAR!
Russia: no.... No... I'm safe.
Belarus: BROTHER!!!!!! I CAN HEAR YOUYUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Russia: I'm very safe... Very very very very very safe!
Belarus: BROTHER!!!! I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!!!! TIME TO BECOME ONE!!!!!!
Russia: GO AWAY!!!!
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And that's it! My battre is about to die! More shall come..
