HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON RANTS!

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I know I should make a book for this but since I saw HTTYD2 last night, I knew I could hold it in any more. 

IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THE MOVIE AT ALL (1 and 2)AND HAVENT READ THE BOOKS 1-TO END, I DONT THINK YOU SHOULD READ THIS!

1. Hiccup is a ginger.

2. Fishlegs is a skinny little kid with no perants

3. Snotlout has a friend named Dogbreath the duh brain and also bullies Hiccup, not caring what he does. Even if he's saved his live many times.

4. Toothless is a small green dragon with no teeth what so ever

5. Toothless in the movie acts like a cat, but in the books; he wants to eat the cat

6. Toothless in the books is so small that Hiccup needs another dragon so he can fly (The very loyal and cute Windwalker)

7. The dragons were never at war in the books.

8. Hiccup speaks dragon in the book. (I do too. The tounge is very close to human)

9. Toothless is thoght to be dead after being stuck in a huge dragons nose.

10. Theres TWO hge dragons that fight Berk

11. Theres 2 evil guys that show up A LOT IN THE BOOKS. Alvin the Trecorus and Norbert the nut job. 

12. Where did that flame sword come from!? In the books, Hiccup has a kings sword called StormBlade. 

13. Stroik never dies.

14. Gobber has to change into a dress because one of the huge dragons (I THINK IT NEEDS TO BE PT IN FOR FUNNY REASONS) burned his other bearing

15. Fishlegs also has a small dragon whoose name is HorrorCow (my mom and I love that name!)

16. Fishlegs wears glasses

17.  Hiccups mother was never taken by dragons, she went off on a quest that went n for years.  

18. Snotlouts dragon is named Fireworm and is a girl and TUNATS TOOTHLESS /:(

19. There isnt any main girls till the third book, (and Astrid isnt as cool as her but she's still cool) Camicazi heir to the bog-burglar tribe.

20. Hiccup was born on the leap year so he's really 3. But he's bout..... 13. NOT 20!

21. THERE ISNT SUCH THING AS A NIGHT FURY IN THE BOOKS!

22. Storik (GAHHH!!!! I CANT SPELL HIS NAME!!!!!!!!!!) has 3 dragons...(?) 2 to stay at home and 1 to fly.

23. Hiccup is sopposed to be Kind of The wilder west

24, Hiccup also has a Slave mark

25.  Hiccup's mother in the books has in epic name. I cant spell that one either.

26. I DUNNO ANYMORE!

27. They dont really train n the movie, They toch their face ad there. Done.

28. IT SHOULD EVEN BE CALLED HTTYD (the movie) !!!!!!!!!

I do have more. It just, I'm raging so much I cant think!

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