It is impossible to lie to your destined soulmate.
"Red bandit we meet again... what's your goal going around making a name for yourself as a theif?" Sheriff Thompson asks
"Well, I'm planning to take over the world, and I keep a day job as a bartender at the local saloon because I want to fuck you" tord's eyes went wide as soon as the words left his mouth. "that's true, I meant it, God damnit why can't I lie to you!
You can’t harm your soulmate
Tord blew up the house with his giant robots missile, but Tom stood there amidst the wreckage completely unscathed. Tom stared at himself in shock as he questioned how he was unharmed by the missile and the house collapsing. Tord seemed shocked for a moment and stepped on Tom with the giant robot only to once again see the boy unharmed. Tord picked up Tom and flew off.
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