Donald Trump x Mike Pence

p*nis fluttering fanfiction

Many moons ago, a blonde bombshell traveled to Egypt to seek out the giants that used the pyramids to teleport. She ventured into the chambers and returned with a tumor on her ass. That tumor became sentient, slowly growing and detaching itself from the woman. Several decades later, it called itself "Marjorie Taylor Green" and vanished to the land of the free. 

Marjorie used the power of the pyramids to teleport back to her house somewhere in the stanky state of Georgia. There, waiting for her in the living room, was her husband lover thing. He was a beautiful specimen, the type of man to bully depressed teenagers and lonely Jewish boys online. His facial hair looked like a hairy toilet seat and his eyes were crusted over because he had conjunctivitis, which made Marjorie hornee (but not as horny as she was in front of her real prince, Donald Jessica Trump). Her husband sat up and pulled her into an embrace. Grease seeped out from her pores as he squeezed tighter. He whispered the n word into her hearing orifice, causing her to tremble in delight. 

"I love it when you talk down to inferior races, daddy," she said. 

Her husband's penis fluttered in the wind even though they were inside. Or he created a wind farm in his pants that could power Cleveland, home of the transgenders. It didn't matter, all that did was that they were in love. 

"Baby-kins."

"Yes?" Marjorie said all sultry-like.

"I know you've been committing sinful acts with that GYM WHORE and Aaron!" her husband spouted, "I want a divorce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Marjorie took several steps back. "But daddy, that's a sin!!" 

"So is being a WHORE IN GOD'S EYES!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed, before picking up a bowl of cereal he lost in the couch 37 years ago and lunging at her dumbass head. She didn't dodge in time and the impact killed her remaining braincells. He grabbed something out of his pocket and threw that too. It was small and very kosher looking. It was the key to the Jewish SPace Lazer!

She quickly grabbed it and Naruto ran into her husband. "TELL ME WHERE IT IS NOW!!" she said, calmly and foaming at the mouth.

Mr Taylor Greene whipped out his wiener and pissed on her. She screeched like a squirrel getting killed, ripping out all of her hair. Mar-joriiie is baald now :( Now she finally looks like her idols, the skinheads.

Mr Taylor gren got a hard on because he secretly had a pee kink. 

But the pee made her stronger, hornier. She turned into the hulk but racist and really dumb. "WHERE IS IT?!?" 

"UP YOUR ASS AND AROUND THE CORNER" said one of the author's friends. 

Marjorie's husband hissed at her menacingly and jumped into the couch, becoming one with it. Only his penis and hatred for life were left. Marjoie collapsed to her scabby knees and cried. Cried harder than she's ever cried before. She run up to her room that she once shared with her ugly ass chuck e chise loving husband. She was stopped in her tracks by the most beautiful sight ever: a giant ufo with the star of David painted on its hull parked on her bed. There it was. In plain sight, the Jewish Spase Laser. Finally, she can save the stolen electron, win her sexy president back and drink liberal tears. God placed her on this earth for a reason, and that reason was to make everyone miserable, especially the gays and transgenders who wanted Biden to be their communist leader. 

AT LAST

AT LAST

THE ARYAN RACE SHALL RULE AMERICA ONCE AGAIN AND JESUS WILL COME BACK AS HIS CHOSEN PEOPLE (NOT JEWS) HAVE COME BACK.

To be continued...