𝘒𝘯𝘺, 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘤

𝙒𝙚 𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩!

[MilfHunter has entered the chat 3:30 p.m.]

[MilfHunter has changed chat name from 'Muzan's 30th chat' to 'We eat tide pods in this chat!' at 3:30 p.m.]

Muzan

Oh fuck this,
im out. I
am not dealing
with this
shit today.

[Muzan has left the chat 3:31 p.m.]

Kokushibou

Hello Y/n.

MilfHunter

Heyyyy

Douma

Y/n-dono!!

Akaza

Omg shut
up.

MilfHunter

On dawg.

Douma

Guess I'll
just leave.

Gyutaro

Ong please.

Douma

Your not
supposed to
say that!
You're supposed
to say, "No
Douma-kun! stay
please!"

MilfHunter

Are you
mental? No one
is saying
that to you.

Gyokko

she's not
lying.

Douma

what the
hell?! This
is cyber-bullying!

Akaza

Just you
being on
is cyber-bullying
me.

[Douma has left the chat 3:36 p.m.]

Hantengu

...

MilfHunter

You're right
Hantengu,
we should
apologize.

Gyutaro

That's what
you got
from that??

MilfHunter

Yes.

Kokushibou

I've stopped
trying to
comprehend her
logic at this
point.

Kaigaku

Yeah...

MilfHunter

Stfu, me
and Akaza
will get
married then.
since all of
y'all want
to be mean.

Akaza

Huh?!
Get married?!
...
Message Deleted*

Kokushibou

What was
that akaza?
And no,
y/n we
should get
married first.

Akaza

It was
nothing.

MilfHunter

I've actually
already proposed
to Tanjiro.
Sooooo,
tuff luck my
guy.

Gyutaro

Nah dawg,
she trippin.

MilfHunter

Do you know
how many
husbands and
wives I have?
it's hard work
being the man
in the relationship.

Gyutaro

just shut
up 😐

[MilfHunter has left the chat 3:39 p.m.]

Akaza

You really
just made
her leave. I'm
telling Daki.

Gyutaro

WAIT.
No! Don't!

**Deleted Messages**

Akaza

Sure, we
can get married
ill love you
to the end
of time! I
won't let anyone
touch you, or
hurt you...