Incorrect Quotes #3

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Reggie: *shaking Alex awake at like 3AM* ALEX! Wake up, ALEX!

Alex: *wakes up* Wha...

Reggie: Come on, Lex! We've to hide the body!

Luke: *in the bathroom washing his hands* There's no Willie in prison, Alex. Now come on!

Alex: WHY AT 3 IN THE FREAKING MORNING?!

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JATP trying to cosplay as each other

Alex: Why did I have to be Luke??

Luke: Because I want to be Reggie and Reggie wanted to be you

Reggie: Yeah!

Alex: Reggie, you're nothing like me

Reggie: Doesn't mean I can't cosplay as you

Julie: Flynn, you look amazing as me!

Flynn: And you look amazing as me!

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Warning: Cussing (just in this one I think)

Julie: *runs into the studio and plays Shit by Bo Burnham on full blast* HOW WE FEELING OUT THERE TONIGHT? HA, HA, HA

Alex and Reggie: *knows the song bc Julie plays it like everyday and they can relate* YEAH? I AM NOT DOING GOOD!

Alex, Reggie, and Julie: WAKE UP AT 11:30, FEELING LIKE A BAG OF SHIT!

Reggie: *pretending to be a back-up singer* OH NO!

Alex: ALL MY CLOTHES ARE DIRTY SO I'M SMELLING LIKE A BAG OF SHIT!

Reggie and Julie: GO TO POUR MY COFFEE AND I MISS MY CUP!

All three: OMG! THAT IS JUST MY LUCK! LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SAY "WHAT'S UP?" YOU USELESS FUCK!

Luke: *not knowing this song* Are you guys ok?

All three: Does any part of me look okay, right now?

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Julie: *walks into the studio and sees a crying Reggie hugging a tired Alex* What happened?

Alex: He found a puppy on the beach and got really happy that for a second he forgot he was a ghost and the puppy passed straight through him.

Julie: *walking over to Reggie* Aww, Reggie!

Reggie: *clings to her instead of Alex*

Julie: OOF- Reggie don't hug me too tight

Alex: Yeah, he's never letting you go ever again

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